I'm off to make the tea, but here is the list I've been trying to keep for the cast list suggestions so far...
Dr Upton - nicholas hoult, Rupert Grint, David Tennant, Karla Sofia Gascon, Dana International, Christopher Eccleston, Daniel Radcliffe, Mackenzie Crook as Upton, one of the Hemsworth brothers, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Greg Davies, Matt Smith
Sandie Peggie (or other NHS staff yet to be introduced): Sharon Small, Anne Marie Duff, Ashley Jensen, Claire Grogan, Sarah Lancashire, Laura Main, Siobhan Redmond, Daniela Nardini, Shirley Henderson
Pete the Plumber - Brian Blessed (although he is neither bald nor burly), Danny Dyer, Joe Wilkinson
Naomi Cunningham - Maxine Peake, Glenn Close, Meryl Streep, Fiona Shaw, Kate Winslet? Suranne Jones… "The actress who got shagged on Concorde in Rivals" - Victoria Smurfit?
Jane Russell - Imelda Staunton, Frances Barber, Alison Steadman, Jennifer Saunders, Shirley Henderson, Katherine Parkinson, Emma Watson, Laura Linney
Esther -Sophie Thompson
Judge - Charles Dance
Julie Walters as Grannie Peggie
David Bradley as Grandad Peggie
Ricky Gervais as husband Peggie
Any others?
Snickers bar resus kid -
Missing child - the dwarf from 'Don't Look Now.'
Owen Jones in a role as DU's drippy friend
Dan Hodges as a reporter outside the tribunal - wearing a pork pie hat with a fag hanging out of his mouth.
Extras to be played by real heroines - Maya, Helen Joyce, the women of For Women Scotland, JK Rowling, they all need to appear in a Hitchcock tableau.