Place near me will deep fry just about any chocolate bar you ask for but refuse to do creme eggs as they apparently explode in the fryer.
Me, I like either a smoked sausage supper or (very, very occasionally) a half pizza crunch (the crunch is because it's fried).
Honestly, we do have some fantastic (non fried) food as well! I had a Cullen skink to die for near the Kyle of Lochalsh.