X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

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Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Ooh- Sue I like the name!

Well, I have been reading that Rylan had a hissy fit because Nanfucker met the Kardashians and he didn't. Rylan called NF a fame whore, pot/kettle, 'eh

Best of British could be bloody anything- even if it's not british. Think Rylan is doing a Spice girls mash-up. Because he's not at all predictable...Ihatehim

I'm not sure when to change to my Christmas name. can't decide between
fRaahhnkincense, RaahhtherChristmas of KingHeRaahhd (but I've been that before and couldnt'r get used to being shortened to king

of should be or- or it would be a very long strange name!

Evening all.

Did I hear the HardKashian sisters are doing summat on X Factor this week?

I predict: this thread will be ace!

Oh good grief.

Once, in the distant past, X Factor had guest stars that were famous for their music, were reasonably good at what they did- we've had Beyonce, and Mariah, Barry Manilow,Elton John, Whitney, GaGa- now, I'm not saying I like them all, but they were bonafide stars.. This year they seem to have had a budget cut, I mean- The Kardashians? It'll be the cast of Towie next week, and bloody Jordan the week after....

Katie- I think you may be right.

Sue I love your new name, I wish I was as good at names as you!

LidlMuffins are on tomorrow I think, or did I dream that?

Kye called NanFucker a nasty diva two faced person this week. I do wish he would get voted off, I'd rather watch Rylan TBH!

Thank you Tuttut, Dulling.

Oooo, Chimbley Kye has claws?

NOT the Lidl muffins. But if they fire them onto the stage again, I'm in. I may have to go and find the clip for that.

Bugger, can't find it. You know the bit, where Ms Chippette was fired on late.

God, I'd forgotten about that! It's the frog leg leap that gets me! Marvellous.

Quite like that Butterfly song.

Good evening ladies, by the way.

That's it Raah! Genius you. Gets me again and again

I liked WeThreeKingsofOrientRaah btw.

ooh,Ru/Sue , controversial that one, cos Mardy had a similar name last year (asI pointed out on the infamous 'final spoiler' last year)

but I think I might go with it and change now...

mwahahahaha

Ooh Chezza is on Strictly!

if you can think of a Christmas name for me I'd be grateful

Good evening.

No predictions, I've pretty much forgotten who everyone is.

If nanfucker stays tomorrow I will not be watching next week. I hope ITV are reading this and realise just what a threat that is.

How did she? I thought you had it a couple of years ago anyway, so you have dibs.
GoodKingWenceslesRAAHs?

Do you want a complete change Tuttut or something to fit?

I've always been tempted by IFeelYourPresents.

Ta da !

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That's a good name Rudolph, I'm gonna change to it now!

Ah, slight snag there as I already have it .

I shall ponder more for you. So, complete change, or Tuttut in there somewhere?

That one is already in use

Don't mind Rudolph, TBH!

Well, yes. I dibsy all my good ones. . You never know when you'll need 'em.

How do you like this name? Too phlegmy?