X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Ionlylikeitwhenitrains
Yes Christopher is NanFucker.
'Cos he love his nan, innit.

cos NO ONE spoke to HIM

i have to book a spa now, but they are all nasty

Wow, have just watched x factor. I can no longer watch live as it is so awful. I managed luckily to fast forward in just 30 mins. Most flat, most boring. Who should go - well easily shitsinger - I cannot abide that woman. It is a family show - she is crude and horrid. Liked Ella, Jermayne, liked James Arthur, thought boybands yuk. Still to watch the wandies - can I bear to waste any more time!

Good Lord, he sings and plays piano too.

I'd ride him hard to Bethlehem, I so would.

Normally any spontaneous piano playing and singing gets a twat verdict from me. But not then, he is delicious.

And he took the limelight away from simpering Jenkins, win win.

Honestly, like a Christmas donkey

ride him hard

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2231302/One-Direction-spotted-L-A-performing-live-X-Factor.html Norty Wandies
Yes it's a Fail link, they always are.
Lets hope all the finalists are in LA for this week's 'live' mash up group screech.

So we were eating dinner and I said I do hope Nanfucker goes tonight! DS1 pipes up, "Harry Styles isn't in it again, is he?"

I did say Nanfucker, not Chritopher so that last bit makes a bit of sense!

Oh link fail, sorry. For a Fail link
try again

MsElle- brilliant! Are we having new fred? I don't even know what time it's on tonight...

Ohh, Norty X Factor and the Wandies

well, not actually shocked . It's X Factor- all an illusion. They should get Derren Brown to host. Maybe to hypnotise whoever it is voting for bloody Nanfucker!

On at 8 I guess?
We could have a new fred yes. Though this one isn't very full. I dunno. Yes?

Maybe we should stay here

Noooo, please can we have a nice, new thread?
This chunky one takes sooo long to load on my creaky internet that I'm always a good five to ten minutes behind on the piss-taking.

Gwan then Katie, do the honours. Or Raah. I am toooo lazy and have to fling children bedwards.

Ta-da...

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