X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

[MsElleTow]

I hope Nanfucker is kicked off the White Cliffs of Dover!

[jessiegee]

BOfingSanta I like it. You're other one did sound a bit respiratory.

[squishyotter]

Long and hard?
Stiff?

You gotta be kidding me Scherzinger :D

[RudolphUcker]

Yes pleaseandthanks Ivor

MsElle, hover your mouse over my name and see the hoverererer

[BOFingSanta]

Does Dullisa have a mum cut?

[RudolphUcker]

THE WANG HAS SPOKEN AND IT WOULD LIKE TWO BOY BANDS IN THE BACK ALLEY FINAL.

[squishyotter]

Yes she does have a mum cut !!

[MsElleTow]

How do you get one of those?

[Lorelilee]

I LOVE a double entendre, find it difficult to utter a sentence without one in!

[BOFingSanta]

Jahmein looks like Ming The Merciless in that shot.

[RudolphUcker]

I think it's status, in the namechange bit

I missed Dullisa's hair

Nanfucker! Let us throw things.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Ah, Nanfucker. On first because we want him gone?

[BOFingSanta]

You can fit it in somewhere, Lorelei.

[MsElleTow]

Ooh NanFucker is going first. The one who goes first, often goes out!

[IAmLouisWalsh]

I read that as Minge the Merciless, BOF!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

right, sorted the hoverererer

Bof-I like that one.

Shitsinger is in a permanent state of la-la.

I bet he is voting for himself. Is he a scouser. Fuck me, didn't know that....

[jessiegee]

Oh God, Cardiac HAS to GOOOOOOOO.

[RudolphUcker]

Nanfucker does Surelton. Snurk.

I think him singing 'I'm still standing' is gloating actually.

[BOFingSanta]

Lorilee, I beg your pardon.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Bloody gloves and a scarf - can they not afford heating in the studios?

[jessiegee]

What do you think of "JessieGeesnoggedanelfandshelikedit.*? Too long?

[MsElleTow]

Why has he got his scarf and gloves on indoors?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I think Dullisa's hair may just be tucked up at the back. Otherwise, it's a bloody awful cut

[Jellykat]

Ggggrrr Nanfucker you tit..

[jessiegee]

He's really listened. Good boy. I wish he'd really listen to us.