Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.
So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it
The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos
Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.
Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old
Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.
Any predictions?
Related: Film discussion forum.
Telly addicts
X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.
RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 12:36
Noooo, please can we have a nice, new thread?
This chunky one takes sooo long to load on my creaky internet that I'm always a good five to ten minutes behind on the piss-taking.
Ohh, Norty X Factor and the Wandies
well, not actually shocked 
. It's X Factor- all an illusion. They should get Derren Brown to host. Maybe to hypnotise whoever it is voting for bloody Nanfucker!
So we were eating dinner and I said I do hope Nanfucker goes tonight! DS1 pipes up, "Harry Styles isn't in it again, is he?"
Normally any spontaneous piano playing and singing gets a twat verdict from me. But not then, he is delicious.
And he took the limelight away from simpering Jenkins, win win.
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