X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

What abusive childhood, Sue ? not seen that.Saw that Lucy and Rylan were supposedly out on the town getting pissed....

Lucy and rylan have been booted out the hotel for swearing at staff and running amok.

Oh dear , has he had some kind of breakdown ?

Cyanide in the Mellow Birds!!! Love it!! It's all a pile of shite but somehow I feel compelled to watch anyway.

chowmein

FAIL link to norty Ryman and Spraggy Wood

One week. Ok then. I am also rather cynical about these revelations, but hey ho. I do agree with the theory they have to keep the show in the news, so drip feed stuff. There is no way the researchers wouldn't have unearthed this earlier.

CreepyCardiac has never been out of my firing line. I really dislike him. He can stay until Hallowe'en week.

We've ordered early curry, cos dh is up at 3 for work. He may not last to the end of x-factor lightweight

And they are being really mean with the song choice spoilers.

This week's theme is 'Club Classics'- perfect for Spraggy, then. Think they are pandering to Rylan a little.

Good evening X-Factorettes

My DP, who is lovely but a bit about my MNing of late, is away this weekend so I am so looking forward to joining in tonight. If that's ok [humble]

I am already bored with Ming the Far From Merciless and really hope he fucks orf this week.

Checking in. Although I can't possibly Mn and tweet whilst watching it, and twitter does make me laugh during xfactor.
I need to type faster and be able to pay attention to more things at once.
I lose all track of the thread if I am actually waatching!
Anyhoo, roll on xfactor time. I have a bottle chilling and some chocolate at the ready

@ Ming the Merciless

Ooh, CJ, have you got as well?

I'm all set, LineRunner

(I was going to Do the Ironing. Fuck That.)

Heavenink peoples!

Poor Chow Mein . Well, for this week anyway

Just warming up with a bit of Strickly

OK, I'm just doing the DC's supper and I Shall Return!!

Newspaper reports this week from ex work mates of chris fake shakes maloney, that the shakes are an act. Reports also that he is a backstage diva and was rude this week to runners on set.

It did come out in the papers a couple of weeks ago about Jahmene's dad, but thenCaroline Flack said on This Morning that he didn't want to make anything of it and brushed it under the carpet.

I don't think Bazza expects to have acts in for much longer TBH, because he announced a solo tour this week and tickets went on sale yesterday. All the dates are in Nov and Dec. I wanted to go and they released seats early for those who follow him on Fb, but only if you are able bodied. I had to call the same no as the thousands of other people fighting for hundreds of seats to fight for one of 23, so missed out after getting cut off 3 times! DH told me to write on his Fb wall so I did and all his aide he said was never mind! So I now hate him and hope he loses both his acts over the next two week ends!

Sorry to digress!

Cardiac is evil to the core, I knows it in my waters.

Club Classics? Betcha Spraggy does Ai bet tha' thee looks right good on t'dance floor.

Tuttut- Barry doesn't seem confident at all. The Overs has always been the kiss of death category.

And I'd believe anything of dodgy Chris- with his dead nan in the basement he's odd.

Is there no song spoilers?

I think your spot on with the article monkeys for Lucy.

This is the first week I'm watching alone so hopefully will be able to mn along in peace.

Just waiting for Louis on strictly them I'm over to xfactor.

Mike -it's rubbish For years, Unreality tv has been my go-to site for spoilers, always had the song choices Saturday morning. Very crap this year.And too many mash-ups

Me too. Oooo, Dirty Dancing

I love Louis.

I would dirty dance with him anyday

I realise now,as this is the x factor thread,I should say not Louis Walsh