X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

I like these two personality wise just not their performances.

Oh SEAMLESS mashup there. I had no idea there were even two songs.

Oh god, I just thought, briefly, I quite liked it. Just for a moment. Then I looked at her hat again.

This isn't a mash-up- it's two completely separate, not connected songs. Rubbish.

Roaring at Louis nodding away.

Louis' face!

A bit loud for me

Sue

i dont normally frequent these gaffs, and i havent read the fred but i just had to find somewhere to vent about...

HOW MUCH I CANT STAND TULISHA whatever her name is, where does Simon Shallow find these scanks?

as you were

Oh i used to like this song - Not pass out, the la da dee la da daa

That's it, shout over Dullisa.

She's wearing the hat because she forgot her mimi fringe this week.

and she looks like someone sprayed shit on her neck

And again, I agree with T-bird

MK1 - oooh What The Fook was that? Not bad eh!? Agree with Barlow.

We're the bob bob Bobinogs...

I agree with Gary - 1st half was by far better

Nicole has been drinking surely

Schmazing? Fembot, you are spoiling us.

What Language does Nicole speak?

Uhura has had a sneaky swig on the bridge Cap'n.

Off her tits

I thought that her voice is not strong enough to carry that song.

Mouseketeers? Like Dogtanian?But mouse-like?

Absolutely PMSL @ bobinogs