X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.


Any predictions? What are we theming?

[lucjam]

evening all, "its Rylans week" - yeah to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jellykat]

Another love bite cover up Louis? Tut tut..

Yy @ Lt Uhuru

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

Louis has got his dressing gown on!

[Lorelilee]

Louis has forgotten to change out of his dressing gown.

[MmeLindor]

Tulisa is not looking good. What has she done, she looks puffed up.

[lucjam]

I loved Lucy at the auditions too, loved the beer fear song but not sure how she translates over to the live shows, she might have been better on BGT!!!

[SuePurblybilt]

Louis is also doing his Star Trek thang, hence the polo.
Please God someone will beam 'em up

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Well, it is late

[Lorelilee]

X-post Tuttu

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Welcome...sacrificial victim

[SuePurblybilt]

Cardiac opening things up. Do we think he'll DANCE ?

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Lily Savage up first

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

PMSL @ Cardiac's dancing!

I'm 41 and don't dance like that!

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Jesus, this is bad

[showtunesgirl]

Ouch, off key right at the start.

[SuePurblybilt]

Yeuch at the close ups. He has eyes like a dead sheep in a ditch.

And is also out of time and tune. So that's nice.

[Jellykat]

Camp as tits..

[LittleBairn]

Oh dear this is a bit Butlins.

[Katiekitty]

Cardiac's turn is like a soap star who wants to be a pop star.

[Hassled]

ShineySuitTastic

[SuePurblybilt]

Woo!for the perspex box. First outing this season?

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

Christ Almighty!

This was out when I was a lass and I can't remember it being played it clubs!

[MikeLitorisBites]

What a lovely shiney suit.

[dRaahhcula]

He is Lily Savage. He'd look lovely in a frock. This is a terrible song. And singer.

[LottieJenkins]

GO CHRISTOPHER..................