X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.


Any predictions? What are we theming?

[MmeLindor]

lol at Stilton

[Arisbottle]

He forgot to do the nerves thing when he finished so he had a quick tremble as the phone number was read out

[SuePurblybilt]

Primark One then Chowmein.

Now BE NICE. Not to the Primarks, y'all may savage at will there.

[MissMogwi]

Is there going to be one every week that we can't rip the piss out of?

[SuePurblybilt]

I reckon they plan it that way

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

My friend onFb just put that she thinks that Cardiac is gonna win!

[SuePurblybilt]

arf at 'had a quick tremble'

[LotsofDots]

Hello, I'm back this week!

Christopher was awful, Gary has clearly decided that after all, he isn't going to make the overs a credible category after all.

Urban Louis. Great.

[dRaahhcula]

Primark are really bad.

[Jellykat]

Did Dermie say Chowmeins got a gospel choir? Surprise..

and No i'm not gonna be nice about Chowmein if he's pants. Troubled upbringing or not. < heartless bitch >

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Ooh, a bit of artistic integrity here? Yeah, right.

[MissMogwi]

Are they Wombles?

[IAmLouisWalsh]

tuttut delete her now!

[LotsofDots]

MASH UP. You're wish is granted!

[SuePurblybilt]

The TRAUMA of their troubled artistic souls.

[dRaahhcula]

Tuttut- de-friend, asap!!

They aren't cool, or current. They are just crap.

HTH

[LotsofDots]

Your.

Sorry.

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Underground...Overground...





Wombling free

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Why is she wearing a fucking bobble hat?

[GreenEyesAndHam]

WHERES WALLY

[LotsofDots]

Why is she wearing a woolly hat. I can't concentrate on her singing.

[MissMogwi]

Great minds Greeneyes

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

No Louis I wanna be around when he is knocked out!

[dRaahhcula]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

it's 1991 again. And Wimbledon is rained off....

[SuePurblybilt]

She's awful chirpy, singing about the homeless woman.