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X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 17:25

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

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MmeLindor · 20/10/2012 20:34

lol at Stilton

Arisbottle · 20/10/2012 20:34

He forgot to do the nerves thing when he finished so he had a quick tremble as the phone number was read out

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 20:35

Primark One then Chowmein.

Now BE NICE. Not to the Primarks, y'all may savage at will there.

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MissMogwi · 20/10/2012 20:36

Is there going to be one every week that we can't rip the piss out of?

Angry
SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 20:38

I reckon they plan it that way Grin

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Tuttutitlookslikerain · 20/10/2012 20:39

My friend onFb just put that she thinks that Cardiac is gonna win!

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 20:39

arf at 'had a quick tremble'

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LotsofDots · 20/10/2012 20:39

Hello, I'm back this week!

Christopher was awful, Gary has clearly decided that after all, he isn't going to make the overs a credible category after all.

Urban Louis. Great.

dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 20:39

Primark are really bad.

Jellykat · 20/10/2012 20:40

Did Dermie say Chowmeins got a gospel choir? Surprise..

and No i'm not gonna be nice about Chowmein if he's pants. Troubled upbringing or not. < heartless bitch >

IAmLouisWalsh · 20/10/2012 20:40

Ooh, a bit of artistic integrity here? Yeah, right.

MissMogwi · 20/10/2012 20:40

Are they Wombles?

IAmLouisWalsh · 20/10/2012 20:40

tuttut delete her now!

LotsofDots · 20/10/2012 20:40

MASH UP. You're wish is granted!

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 20:40

The TRAUMA of their troubled artistic souls.

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dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 20:41

Tuttut- de-friend, asap!!

They aren't cool, or current. They are just crap.

HTH

LotsofDots · 20/10/2012 20:41

Your.

Sorry.

GreenEyesAndHam · 20/10/2012 20:41

Underground...Overground...

Wombling free

IAmLouisWalsh · 20/10/2012 20:41

Why is she wearing a fucking bobble hat?

GreenEyesAndHam · 20/10/2012 20:41

WHERES WALLY

LotsofDots · 20/10/2012 20:41

Why is she wearing a woolly hat. I can't concentrate on her singing.

MissMogwi · 20/10/2012 20:41

Great minds Greeneyes Grin

dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 20:41

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

it's 1991 again. And Wimbledon is rained off....

Tuttutitlookslikerain · 20/10/2012 20:41

No Louis I wanna be around when he is knocked out!Grin

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 20:42

She's awful chirpy, singing about the homeless woman.

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