X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Those girls look nervous. Can't blame them.

What a load of old pony!

this is boring - he just isn't singing it well - still sounds so karaoke

God, it's like an interval act at Butlins.

Louie looks like he's trying to stifle the giggles.

I am so auditioning next year if this is the bleeding standard.

I can see him doing a Winter Season for the old folk in Benidorm!

oh, this is Karoake City

This is a Club Classic?

Birkenhead Working Men's Club mebs

Hah, that last bit reminded me of Starman himself - Andrew Stone. Triple threat.

Pissed again, Shitsinger...

That was bad, even Louis was laughing

Arf at the dancers. DD1 is having a sleepover and her and her mates could do better. (Believe me I'll be watching it later )

Nicole looks like a genie.

The bods that wrote this, wrote 'I wanna dance with somebody' by Whitney.

'Cheese toastie' pmsl. I LOVE Shitsinger.

Arf at GreenEyes

Hit every note, did he Louis? Well yes, but not at the right time or in the right order.

Tulisa's hair looks normal again. Phew.

yeah Louie, OVER THE HEAD

Louis is listening again - Seaside Special!

Go Tulisa!

I agree with Tulisa

The Stilton quip was quite funny for Dulisa.

WTF "you hit every note..." he's taking the piss.
Well done Tulisa for being honest! Who would have though she would be the credible one.

ooh, you lot are all a bit ahead of me.

ha ha louiswalsh you should go for it, theres no Leona Lewis/Will Young this year is there?!!