X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.


Any predictions? What are we theming?

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

I like Louis too. He lives near me!

[MikeLitorisBites]

And mashups needs to need banned.

[SuePurblybilt]

Tell ya tho, proves how strong Patrick S must have been if Louis, with his arms and all, was wobbling on the lifts.

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

I was quite partial to Patrick Swayze too. So sad when he died

[SuePurblybilt]

And I have grown fond of a mash up. As in this series I rarely recognise the songs (they make them their own so very well I think the writer would have trouble), with a mashup I have two shots.

[dRaahhcula]

ooh- controversial, Len the only one on the panel who doesn't fancy Louis...

[MmeLindor]

Evening all.

Missed you lot last week. We are sorted out with our app to watch XF tonight. Still in Germany. Hope I can stay awake cause was up all night with pukey son.

That Sun article was pretty awful. What an utter wanker psychocunt.

Someone catch me up on the nicknames please.

[dRaahhcula]

Sue-you may have a point

[SuePurblybilt]

Kiss of Death for Kye there . Clearly BAzza wants to be away.

[SuePurblybilt]

Here's your host and his knob

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

Evening MmeLindor.

Hoping I can stay awake too. I have 3 nights of no sleep with a tooth abscess. Still it has got me out of going to MIL's tomorrow! Every cloud and all that!

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Said with conviction Spraggers, said with conviction.

Bah to Club Classics

[dRaahhcula]

[SuePurblybilt]

Yeah, totally believed that was Dermie

[Hassled]

X Factor night and I'm IN :o.

[CJCregg]

Oh, Dermot. Really. Time to grow up, don't you think?

[MikeLitorisBites]

Halloween is next week tulisa

[SuePurblybilt]

Nicole has come as Lt Uhuru.

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

I thought Louis had a see through number on then!

[Lorelilee]

Aw, leave Dermie alone, it makes me laugh.

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Roffle at Bond Villain Louis

[dRaahhcula]

Shitsinger is sooo much classier that Tulisa

[Lorelilee]

Let's hope Fembot isn't drinking too much tonight - those shoes could be lethal!

[GreenEyesAndHam]

Looking forward to more gems from Nicole Shitfaced

[LottieJenkins]

I must say i have gone right off Lucy and her so called beerfear.............................
She has been given a great chance and there are people who would behave a lot better given the chance that she has.
As for Rylan.........................[blank emotiocon]