X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.


Any predictions? What are we theming?

[dRaahhcula]

....there's always one...

g'wan then. Make sure to get 'fanny gallops'in the title

[SuePurblybilt]

Good Lord but they've got good value out of MeMeSha's rubber outfits.

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Shitsinger is pissed again already

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

WTF is Tulisa wearing?

I might NC to that actually!

[SuePurblybilt]

SOMEONE start one then!

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

Feel free Sue. Put something Cakey in the title!

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Oh, the irony of this song choice - every fucker does it better than this lot

[mummylouise]

This is a disco classic

[SuePurblybilt]

Ella croaking. Rylan whining.
Lovely.

[dRaahhcula]

new fred

[CuriousMama]

oh dear my ears are bleeding.

[SuePurblybilt]

Someone needs to work on their breath control there, Mimi.

I couldn't tuttut. S'not my turn.

[dRaahhcula]