X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.


Any predictions? What are we theming?

[dRaahhcula]

[SuePurblybilt]

Someone needs to work on their breath control there, Mimi.

I couldn't tuttut. S'not my turn.

[CuriousMama]

oh dear my ears are bleeding.

[dRaahhcula]

new fred

[SuePurblybilt]

Ella croaking. Rylan whining.
Lovely.

[mummylouise]

This is a disco classic

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Oh, the irony of this song choice - every fucker does it better than this lot

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

Feel free Sue. Put something Cakey in the title!

[SuePurblybilt]

SOMEONE start one then!

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

WTF is Tulisa wearing?

I might NC to that actually!

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Shitsinger is pissed again already

[SuePurblybilt]

Good Lord but they've got good value out of MeMeSha's rubber outfits.

[dRaahhcula]

....there's always one...

g'wan then. Make sure to get 'fanny gallops'in the title

[SuePurblybilt]

Gwan then Raah.

Emilie Sande, not seen her for a while

[dRaahhcula]

I'm o.k too-

ooh lookie-Emile Sande...she's becoming a tad ubiquitous.

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

New thread please, this one is slooooooooooooooooooooooow!

[SuePurblybilt]

It's loading OK for me but up to everyone else

[dRaahhcula]

Should we bother with a new fred?

I'm pinning my hopes on a triple eviction

[THERhubarb]

You are SOOOOO welcome LineRunner!

[MrsShrek3]

Rylan oughta come with automatic "sound mute" function

[LineRunner]

Thanks, Rhuby!

[THERhubarb]

You did? Oh well look X Factor review to catch up. I know, you don't have to thank me now, really you don't. I'm just glad I was able to provide the correct link for you

[LineRunner]

Oh God I missed the whole thing.

[whiteandyelloworchid]

what makes me lol, isthey way nicole can never understand dermot

[dRaahhcula]

Lots

put it to music, it's a number one hit