X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Can I go to bed now?

Oh yeah, like I love X Factor soooooo much! I mean I really really do. I love all those people who sing and stuff, like that erm Sue? and that Ella or Cardiac (isn't that a heart problem?). So I just popped onto this very very popular thread full of people to say please support my dd in raising money for Malala as someone complained about my thread raising awareness of it and so it was moved.

If you donate I promise to watch X Factor and offer some real opinions.

Lee Ryan from Blue.....that's who he looks like!!

Ella said she was 16 and doing her GCSEs when she did her first audition, so she must be almost 17 by now.

I agree dRaah. We could all put a claim in against ITV

I think the nation should adopt him as a spare Jordan. Who knows when we might need one?

Right, enough of all this nonsense. See y'all tomorrow

Rhubarb

nighty-night

Right ho nighty night all, til tomorrow

Sue that's a great use for Rylan. Jordan's body double and spare.

DS2 is now sniggering because the woman just said we'll need to get the hankies out for Holly Willoughby's programme tomorrow!

A SPARE JORDAN

Who in their right mind would buy an album by Christopher?
MK1 won't go far
jahmene edited
Jade has a sore throat
James has passion in his pants, his singing was good but his glasses are minging.
The baBy shits are interchangeable clones
Rylan can't sing he basically drones.
Spraggers got drunk wow how exciting
Kye was flat, but had bonfire lighting
District 3 were much better than they've previously been
ssh it's a secret - Ella's only 16.

Lots

put it to music, it's a number one hit

what makes me lol, isthey way nicole can never understand dermot

Oh God I missed the whole thing.

You did? Oh well look X Factor review to catch up. I know, you don't have to thank me now, really you don't. I'm just glad I was able to provide the correct link for you

Thanks, Rhuby!

Rylan oughta come with automatic "sound mute" function

You are SOOOOO welcome LineRunner!

Should we bother with a new fred?

I'm pinning my hopes on a triple eviction

It's loading OK for me but up to everyone else

New thread please, this one is slooooooooooooooooooooooow!

I'm o.k too-

ooh lookie-Emile Sande...she's becoming a tad ubiquitous.

Gwan then Raah.

Emilie Sande, not seen her for a while