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If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

213 replies

Pinot · 14/09/2012 16:52

... here

Soz for DM linkage.

  1. Too tight round her bottom
  1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us
  1. The cavernous bust - WTF?
  1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.
  1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

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dexter73 · 14/09/2012 16:53

Are you feeling a little bitter it wasn't you? Wink

dexter73 · 14/09/2012 16:53

The top bit is a bit strange looking.

trixymalixy · 14/09/2012 16:55

It's like a strapless dress with straps added and then a lace top under. I'm not keen.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 14/09/2012 16:55

Awwww Pinot she might not win any best-dressed-bride awards but she looks so happy!

MNhoneydragonHQ · 14/09/2012 16:55

That is not the nicest of dresses. She appears to have a fab figure, whu do that to her top half? Confused

Maat · 14/09/2012 16:56

Never mind the dress - I would definitely be snogging him a bit harder than that Grin

Pinot · 14/09/2012 16:56

Not a little bitter :o

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out2lunch · 14/09/2012 16:57

dawn looks nice

but the rest eugh

FuckityFuckFuck · 14/09/2012 16:57

I agree about the weird bust line. It kinda looks like she had it measured for a big boobed woman instead of her.

It also looks like she has put on a lace vest underneath her dress, which is a bit odd.

The rest I like

And I am most definitely jealous :)

dexter73 · 14/09/2012 16:58

What is it with Caroline Flack and shorts?

DelGirl · 14/09/2012 16:59

oh leave her alone, she looks fine!

BunnyLebowski · 14/09/2012 16:59

That dress is heinous.

Also the bridesmaids dresses look like Jacques Vert Mother of the Bride specials.

And why are they kissing like nanas? Confused

Fop haired best man/user looks hot. Totes would.

NorbertDentressangle · 14/09/2012 16:59

I was ready to say "don't be mean" but, having looked at the dress, its not nice is it?!

Its badly fitting and looks cheap.

Sorry Mrs Dermot (and I'm not bitter as I have no designs on your hubby. He doesn't do it for me I'm afraid!)

IvanaNap · 14/09/2012 17:00

I think if the material was textured and the lace plain, rather than vice versa, it could have looked better.

That aside, lovely looking couple on their wedding day :)

LauraShigihara · 14/09/2012 17:01

I thought she looked quite elegant. But you'd think after ten years together they would have sorted their kissing technique.

BunnyLebowski · 14/09/2012 17:02

Also why does Dermot permanently lean to his left???

Is his left earlobe made of lead??

out2lunch · 14/09/2012 17:03

he hasn't aged well has he?

feel a bit sorry for c flack - looks like she is on her own maybe checking for any page boys Wink

Pinot · 14/09/2012 17:04

:o @ kissing like nana's. She needs me to show her what to do, obvs. And I'm willing

I'm not, as a rule, a right ole bitchy moo but seriously - it's 'orrible. Though she does look happy and radiant and lovely from the neck up

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Badvoc · 14/09/2012 17:05

It's not that nice is it?
Top doesn't really fit properly....?

Pinot · 14/09/2012 17:05

Oh hang on, I am, as a rule, a bitchy ole moo when it comes to Caroline Flack. But I think that's allowed. I have teenage sons, you understand.

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MrsCampbellBlack · 14/09/2012 17:06

Oh dear.

I am loathe to say more after my Kate Middleton thread. Although I suspect Kate now has other things to worry about than her cork wedges.

CakeBump · 14/09/2012 17:06

Mmm no I'm not a fan of that dress, or the hair, I have to say.

And what's going on with that kiss? She looks totally unenthusiastic!! I'd be perma-attached to his face if he was my DH

ruby22 · 14/09/2012 17:07

The dress doesn't suit her figure only accentuates wide hips which she prob doesn't,t really have. Looks very home made to me, possibly made by family member or friend? Or maybe she designed something she really liked without thinking what it would actually look like on her. That aside they look as happy as one should on one,s wedding day.

Pinot · 14/09/2012 17:08

Hollow Willoughbooby looks like she's kidding herself she's a size 10.

Bitchy. I know. Sorry.

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LeFreak · 14/09/2012 17:10

Nevermind Dermot or his missus

WFT is Bear Grrrrrrrrrrrrylls wearing ON HIS FEET?????

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