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If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

213 replies

Pinot · 14/09/2012 16:52

... here

Soz for DM linkage.

  1. Too tight round her bottom
  1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us
  1. The cavernous bust - WTF?
  1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.
  1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

OP posts:
MrsTomHardy · 14/09/2012 17:10

One word.....awful

dexter73 · 14/09/2012 17:10

Jesse Wood is hawwt!!! Lucky Fearne!

SPsFanjoSponsoredByOrange · 14/09/2012 17:12

I'd wear a bin.bag and be happy if I was marrying him!

out2lunch · 14/09/2012 17:12

they all look very itv2 to me Grin

numbertaker · 14/09/2012 17:13

Each to their own with the wedding dress. She looks OK.

C. Flack just looks like she has been shopping in two.

I really like fearne cotton, but those tatoos on her feet really spoil her look, its ok when she is rock chicky but when she does elegant they dont fit.

numbertaker · 14/09/2012 17:14

*shopping in town.

Pinot · 14/09/2012 17:15

"look v itv2" :o

OP posts:
Fluffycloudland77 · 14/09/2012 17:18

Holly looks nice.

Fern always looks like she raided her mums dressing up box.

Dawn looks ok, bag choice a bit odd.

The wedding dress doesnt look like the kind of thing you buy off the peg either, but she obviously liked it.

CalamityKate · 14/09/2012 17:19

Hideous dress. What an awkward kiss!

RedBlanket · 14/09/2012 17:23

Caroline Flack - give it up with the shorts love, you look daft.

Fern Cotton's blokes a bit tasty.

Dumbledoresgirl · 14/09/2012 17:25

I don't like the dress, but in what way is she "not lithe"?!! She has a lovely slim figure. The worst fashion crime is committed by the man who thought to wear brown shoes with a dark suit.

TheCrackFox · 14/09/2012 17:25

What the hell is Bear Grylls wearing?

James Corden needs to go up a size.

Does Caroline Flack own anything other than shorts?

numbertaker · 14/09/2012 17:26

I like brown shoes with a dark suit.

DontmindifIdo · 14/09/2012 17:27

Fern Cotton looked great, everyone else, not so much.

The wedding dress looked like she wanted to wear a revealing dress but was told she couldn't in a church wedding and put a lace vest underneath, I wonder if that will be wiped off for the evening do?

Also, James Cordon has enough money to have a jacket properly fitted, his wife's belt doesn't go with her otherwise gorgeous dress. Caroline Flack's legs are nowhere near as good as she thinks they are (and she looks like she is trying to upstage the bride, which always rather than looking good, makes you look desparate), Holly W needs buy clothes that fit her.

Bear G is forgiven for his shoes as he is just bonkers.

dexter73 · 14/09/2012 17:27

Love the 2 chavs young boys hanging around in the photo with Chris O'Dowd and his wife!

MardyBra · 14/09/2012 17:28

Aw. Give her a break you miserable lot. [stern face at Pinot]

Dumbledoresgirl · 14/09/2012 17:31

Numbertaker, you sure you like these brown shoes with the suit he is wearing? Which, I see now, is blue. He is either the best man or the usher and he looks a mess.

wellwisher · 14/09/2012 17:31

I always thought Dermot was secretly gay

(suppose he still could be)

skirt · 14/09/2012 17:36

The flowers surely came from a car boot fair.

MikeLitoris · 14/09/2012 17:36

i think she looks beautiful.

but the dress is awful. Looks like two dresses sewn together.

madda · 14/09/2012 17:38

what DontMindIfIDo said - all of it - perfectly describes my sentiments. Holly needs to grab a new stylist, she looked unwashed!! OUCH sorry bitchy here

Bride - looked stunned, maybe nervous though...but why not snuggle Dermot more ffs!! it's your wedding day!!! or maybe she's shy?????!!!

not sure about the dress at all but I bet the reception was a right old knees up

madda · 14/09/2012 17:39

Dexter - I wondered about the 2 chavs in the photos...wallets nicked anyone (sorry sorry running to hide now) I am not pleasant am I...

NorbertDentressangle · 14/09/2012 17:39

Caroline Flack always looks like the mid 40s woman you work with who is desperate to prove to the youngsters in the office that she's still cool and trendy and thinks that by wearing shorts, having orange legs and wearing too much badly applied make-up she will be invited out clubbing with said youngsters. Hmm

madda · 14/09/2012 17:42

Caroline Flack clearly thought she was off to China White

where is her sense with HOTPANTS and fake tan and cellulite on view for all at a wedding? trying to pull before Xmas? She should have stayed at home.

Seasonal glamour?

??????

madda · 14/09/2012 17:42

Exactly Norbert. Exactly.

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