If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

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1. Too tight round her bottom

1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us

1. The cavernous bust - WTF?

1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.

1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

Sorry

I didn't say she was a heifer - just not lithe. Lithe (to me) is willowy. And she's very lovely and curvy. Not-lithe doesn't mean ginormous fatso.

What about points 1,3,4 and 5 in the OP?

Don't know what Holly was thinking - she needs to go up a size with her clothes orwearspanx

Strike out fail

The flowers look like dodgy artificial flowers in a nursing home rest room

The dress is awful

She looked so disengaged kissing Dermot, she didnt even have her eyes closed. Like Simon Cowell when he was being kissed by Mezhgan.

The rest of the guests look terrible too

Only Dermot looks happy

I like it, apart from the strange bust bit. don't know why but Caroline Flack always looks like she needs a good wash to me. I'm not a Dermot fan, can't stand his Jigging about like he needs a wee and he is truly awful on radio

Dress is awful, have also seen Dermot (who I love) looking better for an X factor final!

I don't think any of the guests look that great or as if they made much of an effort with the "seasonal glamour" theme.

Have to agree - was expecting to say don't be harsh....gorgeous bride, but the dress does nothing for her - too much going on and looks badly fit.

Caroline flack - awful, Holly - dull, Fearne - fabulous - and yes yes to the tasty boyfriend

The flowers in the bridal bouquet are gorgeous. That outweighs any bust/satin related issues. Get the flowers right and nothing else matters.

i wasn't brave enough to post what wellwisher did

Dermot reminds me of Norman Wisdom . I think he must wear his old suits .

The dress looks like it was sewn together from old pillowcases, but even that doesn't detract from the incredibly awkward kiss photos.

She's doing trying-not-to-be-obvious avoidance thing that I used to do out of sheer embarassment when my Granny used to try and kiss me in front of my friends.

'1.30 o'clock' ?? That just sounds wrong.

And there's something amiss with James Corden's wife's left knee.

Holly looks bloody gorgeous.

The dress does nothin for me although she is very pretty

Holly doesn't look her best either. I don't f d her dress flattering.

The best dressed was cordons wife.

oh no. That dress is just dreadful. She does look incredibly happy (awkward kiss aside) but seriously, did her best friend or mother or someone not try and dissuade her from that particular option? It is hideous, doesn't fit and definitely looks put together from whatever was available. It's like she decided to go strapless then panicked at the last minute and put a 90's-esque lace body beneath.

I do like Dermot. But not in a shaggable kind of way. He reminds me too much of boys I went to uni with: totally lovely but would rather lick my own ear than snog them.

Who is Caroline Flack please? And why is she wearing shorts to a wedding?

Caroline Flack is just shocking. It's a church wedding. Have some sense if ocassional and self respect woman. She would have looked so much better in something else and less like a desperate attention seeking fading tv presenter.

Sense of occasion

Holly always has the air of an overstuffed sofa about her, like the filling could BURST out at any moment. She needs to size up.

It's not just Bear Grylls feet. Does he not know he shouldn't be wearing white at a wedding unless he's the bride.

Lol at always leaning to the left.

The hair isn't a great choice is it.

I seem to have missed who Caroline Flack actually is. But outfit is not good.

Perhaps Caroline is channelling Kate Moss who famously wore shorts to some sleb mates' wedding. However, Ms Moss looked fabulous and unique. Ms Flack looks like she just popped in for a quick drink on the way to work.

Had another look at that dress and there is so much fabric twisted beneath the top fabric of the corset - so badly made. Really is shocking. I wouldn't expect seams and fabric lay like that from first year fashion students let alone from a professional dressmaker.

Theory on why she looks so uncomfortable kissing Dermot: there must have been a huge amount of press there and she is clearly someone who doesn't court the limelight of fame (whether earned directly or by association). I don't blame her for looking awkward and am sure their "real" wedding photos tell a different story.

Oh come on, you big nest of vipers. It's her big day. OK, so the dress isn't to everyone's taste, but how would you all feel if MN bitched about you on your wedding day.

If you're reading this Mrs Dermot, just ignore. They're just jealous.

Like the lace sleeves but I really don't like fishtail skirts...about the most unflattering style I can imagine.