If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

[Pinot]

... here

Soz for DM linkage.

1. Too tight round her bottom

1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us

1. The cavernous bust - WTF?

1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.

1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

Mardy!

She did only slag off her frock, to be fair.

Didn't say 'look at the state of her chin' or owt.

Would everyone like to post their no doubt flawless wedding pics so we can disect them too?

No? thought not.

I got married in a 90s meringue. You'd have a field day.

I wondered why Tony Mortimer from E17 was there. Looked at tag and it was Bear Grylls

I am an embarrassment

A nineties Frocky Horror Show? Why not- might be fun

And I'm definitely "non-lithe".

I planned to get married once, but called it off in the end.

The wedding dress was a mid-00s hideous oyster satin bias cut 30s style dress. It looked like a nightie. I am glad I never wore it for my planned late September wedding because I would have had bullet nipples in all the photos and everyone would have laughed at me for all eternity.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=wedding+dresses+breast&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&biw=1477&bih=844&tbm=isch&tbnid=pgHBnhaoAzlzDM:&imgrefurl=www.myweddingideas.net/tag/dress/&docid=ysWhkoUy6DEHVM&imgurl=www.myweddingideas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wedding-breast-431x400.jpg&w=431&h=400&ei=fXZTUKLeOfDB0gWz8YDIDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=240&sig=113146812327350081433&page=1&tbnh=159&tbnw=175&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:70&tx=100&ty=66" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">GetOrf's future dress

Does this work?. That was me back in 1994. It didn't last, but that was because I was about fourteen when I got married

I thought she looked nice & happy.

Caroline Flack & Bear Gryllys though???

Behave yourselves.

Your photo is private BOF.

I wish I had tits like that

Try again...

I got married 15 years ago next week. In a monster of a flammable dress. With a bra that couldn't hold up my boobs, and my bridesmaids wore elbow high gloves.

God you're cute, Boffy.

Bof is that you?

You look about bloody 15.

I was expecting something really 90s like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=653&tbm=isch&tbnid=WsSPytzRbc9lEM:&imgrefurl=andiepants.blogspot.com/2011/10/some-underage-girls-i-just-finished.html&docid=w1YSH9a6r62pXM&imgurl=4.bp.blogspot.com/-K4gwFLP7pTQ/TqmaMsHWahI/AAAAAAAAAd8/u78ouR4wuig/s1600/Bill%25252Band%25252BMandy%25252Bwedding.jpg&w=468&h=771&ei=DHhTUN7NKsWt0QW09YCYAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=315&vpy=109&dur=455&hovh=288&hovw=175&tx=90&ty=122&sig=102107407687793110004&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=99&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:73" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this

That's beautiful BoF. Very classic and elegant. Love the hair.

Fuck me that link!

Bill Wymans face as well - dutty fucker

I remember being a waitress at a wedding in 1994 where the bride wore some ghastly attire and instead of a veil wore a top hat like a dressage rider from hell.

I bet she looks back and cringes. ha!

Meanies.

So it's not what we'd wear, but they look happy!
I agree about the shorts though. Seriously. Shorts?

I had big puffy 90s leg o'mutton sleeves.

Hahaha I didn't see Bill Wyman's godawful face.

Poor bloody Mandy Smith.

I was, wasn't I? I'm a haggard old bastard now, but that's what kids do to you. I've still got the dress now, but I should sell it really. If I can find a nineties-revival fan.

Top hat?