If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

[Pinot]

... here

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1. Too tight round her bottom

1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us

1. The cavernous bust - WTF?

1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.

1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

awful!
frumpy, bad fitting and just bad.

when if i was to marry dermot, i would smile much more. and wear a prettier dress.

yes im a bitch.

I don't know what's wrong with me today. I've been unbitchy on two threads now.

oh pinot I agree.

What a lovely looking woman, but what a ghastly looking frock.

Agree re Holly W as well. Too tight.

If I ever get married I am posting pictures of the dress on here to see what you vipers all say, and hope you would tell the truth.

Poor old Dee needed a bit of MN in her life, she woyldn't have worn that dress.

it doesn't fit right anywhere, I wonder if it was a relatives dress (mother or grandmother or something)?

but if I was marrying dermot OLeary I wouldn't bother scrubbing up! what's the point with that munter beside ya! he looks like he's in his dad's suit and all!

I'm more shocked by the fact that Dermot isn't gay

Points 1, 3, 4 and 5 I stand by (and point 2, I just clarified upthread).

James Corden's wife looked lovely - I love the blocking of colour. Maybe the belt was too much though - I would have gone a skinny belt meself. She looks great for just having had a baby though.

I would post a white lie and to say you looked lovely GetOrf.

mardy.

oh xposts

'ello gerrof lovely :)

(P.S. on your Pippa Middleton thread, you didn't answer what her eyeliner was like IRL? I NEED TO KNOW)

OH.

It looked very dark. Not as harsh as it looks in photos of the Daily Mail, though.

I reckon it is def tattooed on.

...and and and if you ever get married, I'm sooooo gonna be there, invited or no :o

I shall bring you gifts from ByTerry

GetOrf - as they are now married perhaps the babies will come next. She will (naturally) join MN then......she will be identifiable by her first AIBU post: "AIBU to want to get married again because I have just realised my dress first time around did me no favours?"

The dress is nasty - very nasty.
I'm not jealous either - I think Dermot is as oily and fake as they come and he makes me sgudder a little.

Ahhh. Poor Kate with her boobs out, eh? I disapprove. I slapped DH's hand when he tried to google them earlier.

James Corden is the ultimate accessory. You would always look thin.

shudder even....

pictish Saint Dermot of O'Leary is oily ?

Ahh. Boffy wins best bitch comment

SuperBOF - I almost laughed curry all over the keyboard :o

The top is really odd. It looks like its way too big. The girl has othing to put in the "cups". Maybe she'd lost loads of weight running up to the big day?

How can anyone possibly think that to say "one thirty o'clock" could possibly be right, under any circumstances?

Pinot you are THERE. You can be a bridesmaid. Rose pink nylon frills?

I need to find a MAN first.

And the desire to marry one of the fuckers.

Don't invite her GetOrf. She'll only start a thread listing 5 bad things about your appearance.

I would wear flammable fabric for you, darling Gerrof!