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If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

213 replies

Pinot · 14/09/2012 16:52

... here

Soz for DM linkage.

  1. Too tight round her bottom
  1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us
  1. The cavernous bust - WTF?
  1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.
  1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

OP posts:
MarshaBrady · 16/09/2012 10:21

hmm toughy. They've got good guests at the second one. Lara Stone, Peter from Dragons

Longdistance · 16/09/2012 10:21

That dress doesn't suit her. The top bit's awful, as she has nothing up top bless her

I don't fancy him, but think he's a lovely bloke.

MardyBra · 16/09/2012 10:23

That's true Marsha. Classy crowd with well fitted clothes at the second do.

Celticlassie · 16/09/2012 10:31

I just came on to post the link to JC's. Julia's dress is beautiful, very minimalist and elegant. She must have been pleased when she saw Dee's!

Chubfuddler · 16/09/2012 10:33

I'd marry James cordon. I think he's lovely.

MarshaBrady · 16/09/2012 10:59

Yep I think James C because he looks genuine. Dermot could be a bit boundy and game show. (or not, I can't remember what he's like)

Mardy tis true. Really like Lara Stone's black dress.

MarshaBrady · 16/09/2012 11:03

Mind you I haven't ever actually seen JC in anything. But just going by those wedding shots alone.

MissPerception · 16/09/2012 12:11

Julia Carey wins doesn't she. Beautiful and classic. Bet she chose it herself without any "outside help"

TheSitChewAceChien · 16/09/2012 12:49

Julia looks beautiful. Dress is amazing.

I'd like one...

Wink
onemoreforgoodmeasure · 16/09/2012 12:52

She looks fine? Wedding dresses can be pretty tricky. I think she's found a fine one.

MissPerception · 16/09/2012 12:53

and this does prove that as a bunch of vipers; we do have good taste!

Wonderful dress Julia and I too love men who make me laugh.

modifiedmum · 16/09/2012 13:06

I'm so glad someone else said about Caroline Flack! When I first heard about her and her short fetish i was expecting her to have some amazing Elle Mcpherson style pins but her legs really aren't that good! She seriously needs to stop with the shorts all the time, i dunno whether she thinks shes edgy and cool having her own look but she looks a daft cow. Stop it now and date men your own age while were at it!!

Dress is disgusting.

BackforGood · 16/09/2012 13:14

Shorts to a wedding is wrong.
Dress as short as Dawn Proters to a wedding is wrong.
What Bear Grylls is wearing is wrong wherever he may be shame as he is someone I could erm.. admire... usually
Brown shoes with a navy suit (best man / usher) is wrong.
Bride's dress seems to be a mash up of too many different styles / bits from different patterns, so doesn't look right somehow.
That said, I think Holly looks lovely - don't know what you are all bitching about there, and James Corden's wife also looks lovely, and appropriately dressed for a wedding (as indeed did she look lovely in her wedding dress).

All in all though, a FAR more tasteful wedding than the one we were all looking at a couple of weeks ago Grin

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