If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

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1. Too tight round her bottom

1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us

1. The cavernous bust - WTF?

1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.

1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

Right. RIGHT>

I have worn shorts to a wedding (not that short to be fair, but still). The pics got the MN S&B seal of approval so there.

Shorts is OK.

Bride's neckline a bit odd.

She can wear what she likes op, it's her wedding, stop being bitchy.

Of course she can wear what she likes.

We don't have to agree it looks good though

Yes...she can wear what she likes.
Unfortunately, what she likes is awful.

Well you don't have to bitch about other people's taste in clothing,especially on their wedding. How would you like it?.

It is true that woman are there own worst enemies, you don't see guys bitiching about how each other looks.

Oh dear. I rather like it. At least it doesn't look like 1) a cheap knock off of KM's dress or b) strapless WAG tarty every other bride wears.

The kisses are AWKWARD but I'm assuming she was worried her veil was about to fall off. I'd have snogged his face off.

I would've liked to have seen Dawn Porters wedding pics

Who is Caroline flack btw?

Men do so bitch about how other men look.

None of the ones i know do. Horrible to insult someone on there wedding.

Um, pretty little village isn't it?
Where is it?
As for the dresses, no comment.

Lighthouse there were none - it was very low-key - think festival/camping wedding. Have a google

Why for the love of cake has no one mentioned Dermot's neck?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?

Where did it go?

I think it might have been one of those dresses that look better in RL. She is stunningly beautiful

bit of a one sided kiss?
Why?

What's with the awkward, auntie-like kiss?

Maybe she's a beard, I always thought D O'L was gay.

Poor Dermot...
no kisses on wedding day.. he could have done so much happier

I don't think she could kiss him back, because of his missing neck.

It is a very odd dress...it's like 3 dresses sewed together iyswim?
Lacy one, simple silk sheath type and dick tailed embroidered number....very strange.
Such a shame...she is lovely looking.
I can almost always summon up something nice to say about wedding flowers, but not these...just not stylish or pretty or nice at all.
And the bridesmaids!?
Oh well.
I hope they had a nice day...

And why does e top gape like that?
Did she lose weight prior to wedding?

He is defo gay. Undoubtedly the love of his life is Tough-but-Sensitive Mr Grylls. That is why Bear is dressed in white.

jux he does look very bridal doesn't he

Sunwukong my (very stylish) DH is the ultimate style bitch. He blames it on his European straight-talking sensibilities (he is dutch). However, he isnt so nasty as to comment loud enough for people to hear......nor in a language most people understand .

The bride's dress is not good, and neither are the dresses of the guests.

Oh dear, I don't like to be unsisterly as a rule but that is a truly horrid dress. It doesn't even fit her! You can see the inside folds of the material down the gape of the neck line!

Such a shame because she's a lovely looking woman and if she had dressed to suit her figure she could have looked amazing.

Also Caroline Flack does not look as good in a pair of shorts as she imagines she does. Does anyone know if she's still going out with that lad from One Direction out of interest?

James Corden's partner is the only woman there who looks as though she has any taste. Really like her dress.