If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

[Pinot]

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1. Too tight round her bottom

1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us

1. The cavernous bust - WTF?

1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.

1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

Caroline flack looks a mess.

She dresses like she thinks she has the legs of a 19.

She doesn't.

I at first thought this thread was a bit mean, but then looked at the photos and have to agree - the top of the dress is the worst I have ever seen. Sorry Dee.

Now I think Caroline has good legs and can totally wear shorts with heels sans opaques. I just don't think the outfit is wedding appropriate.

Fuckit I thought that too about James Corden's girlfriend, lovely dress.

Agree, Corden's gf looks like she's dressed for a wedding. Dressed fits, and suits her. She looks good. The rest are meh.

That dress is so bad. It's just wierd I can't quite get over it.

Also agree re:Corden's wife. What's happened to Holly W? That dress fits someone just not her

Holly is very pretty but agree that dress is wrong.

I always think she looks dated.

Arrr he looks so happy

Dermot is such a lovely man. You can just tell.

Not like that Steve Jones.

Again, such a shame re Holly. She really is a stunning woman with a stunning figure, but she instantly makes herself look badly dressed and, dare I say it, cheap by stuffing herself into clothes that are patently too small.

I don't understand how slebs can make these basic mistakes? Haven't they got oodles of money and access to stylists and all sorts?

Yep, Holly stunning is gorgeous, but her style is too mumsy. Like she actually believes thats she's Philip Schofield's wife.

Actually if we're going to bitch about who looks a mess we should start with Dermot. Much as I love him.

The collar of his shirt is too tight.
The tie is too thin.
The waistcoat is cut too low making his chest look oddly wide and penguin like.
The fabric of his suit looks cheap.
The trousers are too trendy being so slim fit at the ankle and don't suit him.

Apart from that he looks great.

Am I seriously the only one who has noticed his neck? Really?

No, his neck is definitely very noticeable! By its absence.

James corden married yesterday. Photos on daily mail and she looks gorgeous. I love her dress.

Erk, had to have a look at the Daily Hate just to see...yes, Mrs JC looks lovely.

Agreed JC's wife's dress is gorgeous. She is gorgeous. He is gorgeous.

Who gives a shite; she's still way more gorgeous than the average bride...

Ahhh yes, Julia looked elegant and beautiful. Just lovely. I love the little hair roll with her veil attached. Gosh, lovely lovely.

I agree Pinot. The dress is a bit Middleton-esque without being an exact copy. Beautiful hair too.

Ahh, it was a Monique Lluhlier design. Worth every penny.

She looks lovely. And they look happy together.

Now which would you rather have:

Julia's dress and marrying James Corden?

Dee's dress and marrying Dermot?

I'd personally risk the derision of MN and nab Dermy.

How on earth do you manage to spent £250,00 on a wedding?
Agog.