If I was marrying Dermot O'Leary, I would look nicer than this...

[Pinot]

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1. Too tight round her bottom

1. Satin doth not suit the non-lithe amongst us

1. The cavernous bust - WTF?

1. The satin bust shape should mirror the lace neckline.

1. The demure neckline is at odds with the trashy split.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY.

did you see the posh wedding last week? Bride in see through dress?

No! Show me!

Lordy

The bride wore a hat very similar to this <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=653&tbm=isch&tbnid=g-Xft1Gdws3OAM:&imgrefurl=marketplace.secondlife.com/p/GT-Creations-Wedding-vintage-Top-hat-with-veil/1299516&docid=p0RUXRAKskRQVM&imgurl=d27fcql9yjk2c0.cloudfront.net/assets/2011803/lightbox/4a99d29f1730b80f499c161b9736fc0c.jpg%253F1283509029&w=512&h=512&ei=D3lTUPGzOcWt0QW09YCYAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=177&vpy=242&dur=14&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=101&ty=108&sig=102107407687793110004&page=2&tbnh=143&tbnw=139&start=22&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:22,i:145" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here but about a million times more 90s iyswim

Oh my word- she looks like she's going to be the star turn at a pole-dancing themed reception

Ahh, thems were the days when brides wore Equestrian hats

I think it's a dress with a blouse underneath . Why is it too big in the bust and why can we see her bra?

She doesnt look like she wants to kiss. Purse lips.

It says the dress is vintage. She is a gorgeous lady and just looks like someone who does not like the idea of having all and sundry (I.e. you bitchy lot!) picking her wedding photos to bits!

I wore a timeless classic for my wedding.

it just says it's vintage-look I think? so they don't really know! I still think it was a passed down family dress!

Vintage = second hand old shite but with a huge markup

I don't mean that actually.

I spent a jolly few hours looking at wedding dress sites not long ago (fuck knows why) and there are some beautiful 40s and 50s dresses out there, I owuld love to wear them.

Pinot, I'm pretty sure Thelma's gypsy girls came up with that one

Holly Willoughby is squeezed into her outfit, needs to go up a size.
Caroline flack, stop trying to be Jane Birkin with your silly 'signature' look. You look ridiculous.

The bride's dress, oh dear. I see she got married in a Catholic Church but her dress says Mormon to me. She wanted to wear the dress but thought it was too sexy for the priest so popped the lacy top on underneath. Odd.

Kiss is awkward.

But I bet it's a good old shindig. Some good guests.

Hmm I just had a look.
I'm following the 'if it ain't cute, stay mute' rule, so.

Bof, on the other hand- you are properly gorgeous!

Oh fuck it.

Brides' dress is just odd.
Ferne has a look of Cruella DeVil.
Holly had a lovely figure but is kidding herself on the size.
Mr Brown shoes....WTF?

I didn't know Dawn Porter and Chris O'Dowd got married!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am just at bear grills outfit. He is one chap that I think could look very good hot in a nice fitting suit, the type to scrub up well. But omg, he looks like an explosion in a bad taste market stall.

I think he looks ok apart from his shoes!!

I agree, dress is just horrid.

Looks like she put on a long sleeved lacy vest under it.

And the flowers are so, so bad.

And Holly looks like an over stuffed sausage.

I don't like her taste in wedding dresses or flowers.

The flowers look like those left in buckets outside petrol stations.

Looking at the dress again I'm wondering if she was cold and decided to put on a lacy vest under it?

Dress wasn't good. In any way. She's a pretty girl and didn't do her justice.

But as for Dermie. He looked gorgeous. I love that man. So handsome and happy.

I bet he's a fabulous husband him.

I don't like the brides bouquet either