Blowjob every morning

[segc94]

What would you say/think if you heard a guy say 'my girlfriend/wife gives me a blowjob every morning'

I called bull shit.

Id think that any person who boasted about that wasn't someone I'd want to be friends with. I wouldn't even give a fuck about whether it may be true or not.

Laugh or ask him if he pays his dues.

I would think they'd been going out for approx a fortnight.

Good for him. I don't really respect anyone who brags about their sex life in this manner.

I would wonder why they were sharing intimate details tbh

I'd assume that the guy had the personality of Jay from the Inbetweeners.

either he is lying or an abusive git

I'd ask if he was a heavy sleeper and owns a St Bernard

Jay from the Inbetweeners
Yessssssss!

I'd wonder why someone felt the need to tell another person that. I'd then wonder why anyone would tell people on mumsnet about it. 🙄

Haha yea is it the first week of the relationship? Then it's plausible

I'd say cool story bro. Needs more dragons

Yuk. I'd assume he's a sexual bully and she's coerced to be honest

I'd laugh at the stupidity of their attempted brag and then distance myself from them.

Angelf1sh You was curious enough to click on the link 😁 lighten up.

Beginning of the relationship, and under 25

I would be suspicious that the person isn't telling the truth.

I'd assume he was dim.

I'd think he was lying or he has a surrendered/coerced wife.

I'd think 'poor woman'

It reminds me of an ex of mine who insisted he needed a hand job every morning else his balls would explode. And he would get really cross and sulk if I didn't. Horrible.

Id wonder if his wife got one back, or whether he was just extremely sexually selfish

DH told me that his cousins' GF woke him up every morning with a blow job...there is a massive back story to this as the GF at the time was 30 years younger than than DH's cousin and he had just been dumped for not wanting to settle down and have children. He had been married previously, but had a nasty divorce and she had taken a lot of assets and he was a bit bitter.

Anyway he ended up getting back together with the GF years later after she had a child with someone else and I spoke to her at the wedding and it was all a load of bollacks!

Has this happened? Why girlfriend/wife? Is it just hypothetical?

I would think 'probably single, and more like wank every night'