Blowjob every morning

[segc94]

What would you say/think if you heard a guy say 'my girlfriend/wife gives me a blowjob every morning'

I called bull shit.

lol, either its BS/ new relationship/ pays a hooker to do it

I'd be thinking 'he wishes', I might even say it but I'd be more interested about why he feels the need to share it with you. Bit of a weirdo and if I was his significant other I'd beat the balls clean off him for being so indiscreet irrespective of whether it's true or not 😂

Was it Mick Jagger talking about his marriage to Jerry Hall?

I'd ask him if his GF knew he said that.

In my experience, the kind of man who brags about the sexual acts that are performed on him is generally the kind of man who also coerces them from women.

A man who is so lovely that his partner genuinely cannot keep her hands off him... would not brag about it...

I'd ask why an adult felt the need to discuss their sex life like they were a teenager. and then call bullshit. Or in the words of 'The Last Leg' "Thomas the Wank Engine"

It does happen but, why would you tell someone. That's weird shit

Who is this person to you ?

Perhaps he is in a full time D/S relationship. But I agree with others, why tell people this.

Id think that any person who boasted about that wasn't someone I'd want to be friends with. I wouldn't even give a fuck about whether it may be true or not.

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I know a couple that claimed this happened, when asked she just shrugged and said "well I like doing it?". They have 2 boys now, doubt this happens now

There was one on here claiming her husband wanted a blowjob every morning, a few weeks ago.

Meh. None of my business.

If she was my work colleague I would be hoping she had brushed her teeth before work.

I would wonder why he overshared.

Then I would wonder how long it took him to come. That would make the blowjobs every morning reasonable or not.

I'm sorry but morning cock in my mouth is a luxury, indeed a rarity, who irl thinks the night before, right set the alarm for work, oh no, I have to blow Mr Wonderful so I'll set it half an hour early cos that's my job as well, fuck right off massive lies

I would ask how much he pays her for it.

underneath how the hell did that come up at the wedding?!

I'd wonder how much he was paying her.

I'd congratulate him on his hypermobile spine.

I'd think he was full of it. I'd laugh at the wishful thinking.

I'll ask if he gets his Daily Mail delivered because he's going to end up there, but then of course you knew that, surely.

Why are you asking? Are you in this relationship?

I'd think "that's pretty intense"