Blowjob every morning

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What would you say/think if you heard a guy say 'my girlfriend/wife gives me a blowjob every morning'

I called bull shit.

I'd think he was obsessed with sex and quite weird. Is giving a blow job even pleasant? Jeez, every morning? How utterly tiresome - for her, that is.

Lol definitely not in this relationship! My boyfriend would be so lucky....
my boyfriends work colleague has claimed this.

I would think it was odd that he would overshare like that. But if it's a new relationship people do have a lot of sex! When dh and I first got together we used to have sex twice a day, morning and evening for about the first year or so.

Nearly 8 years and becoming parents later things are a bit different as we are both absolutely knackered all the time!

If Dh tried that every morning I'd bite it off.

They are lying

Turquoiseshines definitely not a troll trying to get kicks, if this is your definition of getting a kick you must be quite boring

ouch

A woman I knew in the baby group stage would quite often tell people that her and her husband had sex every night. Every single night in life.

Lie.

Your boyfriend is yrying to coerce more blow jobs out of you

I'd ask was the girlfriend/wife called Pam and did she have five sisters.

The low down - me and my partner were discussing how some people in his work office are so open about their sex lives and tell all the gory details. (We both agree this is sad and disrespectful to there partner)..
this is when the guy who claims he gets a blow job every morning gets mentioned to which I straight up called BS. My partner said there'll be some women out there who do it.. again I called BS.
Naturally I come to MN to get other women's opinions 💁🏼

Yep, thought so

Obviously they are 14 years old.

My partner definitely isn't trying to coerce me (not that he needs to). Bit of a bold statement to make from one comment

It's as likely as the rest of your tale

Anyfucker you sound bitter about something are you okay Hun?

Ick, I'd rather have a cuppa and some toast than a sweaty willy!

I best this colleague is full of bullshit.

My DH used to work in a very male dominated industry, and some of his work colleagues would share a LOT of their sex lives... most of this was fabricated... sex every day even though they've got 2 under 2... sex in interesting places, frequency of anal sex... birth made their wife so horny so they were at it 3 days after birth.
Luckily he didn't seem to believe any of it.

I'd actually think that the gf/wife was trying far too hard to keep him happy.

Mogulfield sounds like our partners are in the same work place haha!
It bewilders me the shite grown men can come out with when they're in a group 😂

Any Fucker is far, far from being bitter lovely, she is the voice of fucking hard reason which is why she has a lot of respect on Mumsnet, don't disrespect the @anyfucker she is awesome and I love her

Only thing going in my mouth most mornings is a cup of tea, some toast and then a toothbrush. He's a big fat fibber.

Babycow maybe she should learn to respect others rather than assume the worst from an innocent post. She sounds boring sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️ cute she's got fans though ☺️