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Original poster

Blowjob every morning

213 replies

segc94 · 19/09/2017 19:23

What would you say/think if you heard a guy say 'my girlfriend/wife gives me a blowjob every morning'

I called bull shit.

OP posts:
DrMorbius · 21/09/2017 21:57

AF - my biggest compliment about this site is not the men hating Borg drone mentality of the posters. But the effingly frustrating Neanderthal technology that doesn't allow you to edit your post.

Ps I notice you didn't despute my claim about you.

DrMorbius · 21/09/2017 21:58

*compliant

AnyFucker · 21/09/2017 22:01

*complaint

DrMorbius · 21/09/2017 22:12

It's after 1am here, and who knows a compliant AF maybe someone's idea of heaven😂😂😂😂

Christinayangstwistedsista · 21/09/2017 22:47

Good luck with that one

GetYourRosariesOffMyOvaries · 21/09/2017 22:55

What about a bit of rim action LoyaltyAndLobster?

Ivy79 · 21/09/2017 23:01

PMSL @Rosaries The OP will blow a gasket at THAT question!!! Grin

Ivy79 · 21/09/2017 23:01

I mean @LoyaltyAndLobster will Wink

gingergenius · 21/09/2017 23:17

@LoyaltyAndLobster li know you don't approve of blow jobs, but how do you feel about toe jobs? They're very good for relieving stress headaches I hear.

gingergenius · 21/09/2017 23:18

DrMob and AF sitting in a tree, k-I-s-s-I-n-g....

LoyaltyAndLobster · 22/09/2017 09:35

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines.

Christinayangstwistedsista · 22/09/2017 10:01

Reported

thewooster · 22/09/2017 10:46

Wouldn't it get boring if it was every morning? Same old same old.

BeatriceBeaudelaire · 22/09/2017 13:16

I'd think he was making her do it ...

GetYourRosariesOffMyOvaries · 22/09/2017 13:52

Someone pleeeease tell me what lobsters deleted message was!

Sooooooooooooooooooooo · 22/09/2017 14:17

If I say what it was then my message will also get deleted.

It was offensive though.

LoyaltyAndLobster · 22/09/2017 14:51

It wasn't offensive at all, it was the truth!

Original poster
segc94 · 22/09/2017 15:02

Well this thread has escalated.... 👀

OP posts:
ChardonnaysPrettySister · 22/09/2017 15:08

It was hugely offensive, and I do t get offended easily.

Sooooooooooooooooooooo · 22/09/2017 15:13

Why did mnhq delete it then? 🙄

DeleteOrDecay · 22/09/2017 15:25

If it wasn't offensive then it wouldn't have been deleted.

LoyaltyAndLobster · 22/09/2017 15:45

GetYourRosariesOffMyOvaries

What about a bit of rim action LoyaltyAndLobster?

I can't remember word for word - But we both don't agree with rim/anal tbh I think that's another disgusting thing.

Christinayangstwistedsista · 22/09/2017 15:46

It was narrow minded and homophobic

seasidesally · 22/09/2017 15:48

dont look at the sex topic then

AnyFucker · 22/09/2017 15:54

The deleted message was homophobic.

And uneducated.

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