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Blowjob every morning

213 replies

segc94 · 19/09/2017 19:23

What would you say/think if you heard a guy say 'my girlfriend/wife gives me a blowjob every morning'

I called bull shit.

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FizzyGreenWater · 22/09/2017 17:47

Like an evil nutribullet

LoyaltyAndLobster · 22/09/2017 17:54

How is a fact homophobic?

Isn't "rimming" (I will use that word as that is what the OP referred it as) something that homosexual males do?

@AF I don't understand how you can find it offensive, I doubt you told your OH/DH.. that you found it offensive when he asked you to indulge in it/or when he does it to you. Me personally I would run a mile if a guy suggested that I indulged it in with him.

I am free to say whatever I like on this site without being quizzed.

AnyFucker · 22/09/2017 17:58

There is a difference between saying what you personally would/would not do and attempting to shame others for indulging in perfectly commonplace sexual behaviours .

AnyFucker · 22/09/2017 18:03

Rimming is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

If you don't fancy it it's not compulsory but you should keep your judgemental trap shut about what others indulge in as long as it is truly consensual

LoyaltyAndLobster · 22/09/2017 18:07

@AnyFucker - I am not trying to shame others, and I don't believe you have the audacity to say that when you see the person leaves horrible/sarcastic comments on other people's threads.

I am not the first to say this and I will not be the last, but you come across as very bitter and I think the only reason you do it on here is because you can get away with it.

AnyFucker · 22/09/2017 18:08

What am I bitter about ?

LoyaltyAndLobster · 22/09/2017 18:23

when you are the person that leaves

Perhaps you should read back to some of the comments that you have made on this site.. anyway I am not going to waste any more of my time on you, because you're what they call "the bottom of the barrel"

AdalindSchade · 22/09/2017 18:40

I am free to say whatever I like on this site without being quizzed

You're free to say whatever you like but you have no right to request that you aren't 'quizzed' and if what you say breaks talk guidelines MNHQ are free to delete or ban you.

GetYourRosariesOffMyOvaries · 22/09/2017 20:03

Reading this thread from Greece and this comes to mind 😂

Blowjob every morning
Brahms3rdracket · 22/09/2017 21:38

@LoyaltyAndLobster

I was probably one of many who reported your extremely offensive, homophobic post. You may think your bigoted opinions are inoffensive, but many of us here completely disagree. You have been nothing but judgemental and shaming in every single post you've added to this thread.

Oral sex is a normal practice a great number of us indulge in as part of a natural, loving relationship, it is not disgusting, degrading or unnatural, as you seem to suggest. No-one here has said anyone who doesn't want to indulge is abnormal, but you have chosen to express your narrow mindedness at every opportunity.

You are right, you do have the right to an opinion, but you also need to accept that when you offend people will retaliate accordingly. You also need to accept that particular guidelines of decency have to be adhered to and we have the right to report you when you fail to meet this criteria.

I suggest you refrain from reading anything sexual in nature as you're obviously of such a sensitive disposition you are unable to make rational observations.

gingergenius · 22/09/2017 21:41

So, anyway @LoyaltyAndLobster ...about that tie job....????

MissAlabamaWhitman · 22/09/2017 22:37

His partner likes giving head?

Some people do have sex every morning.....this often includes a blow job. I'm struggling to empathise with the moral conjecture.

Offred · 23/09/2017 12:53

Just to be clear, what is being asserted by some is that a partner who comes home with stories about other people getting blow jobs everyday in a relationship that is struggling because of his childish behaviour (when the op has just given birth) is more than likely to be saying it because he thinks he can pressure her into giving him a blow job every morning by saying the equivalent of 'all my mates' missus do it'...

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