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Blowjob every morning

213 replies

segc94 · 19/09/2017 19:23

What would you say/think if you heard a guy say 'my girlfriend/wife gives me a blowjob every morning'

I called bull shit.

OP posts:
AdalindSchade · 21/09/2017 11:54

Bloody hell LAL you need some therapy I think

AnyFucker · 21/09/2017 12:47

Ypou have issues, LAL. Get some help.

FeedMeAndTellMeImPretty · 21/09/2017 12:48

I'd assume you were talking to my DP Grin

Ivy79 · 21/09/2017 13:00

@LoyaltyAndLobster

I don't want to think about that because that just makes me feel sick.. but let me rephrase that, I think "anyone" who puts that part of someone else's body in their mouth is vile.

Blimey! Shock

That is your prerogative, but why? Confused

LoyaltyAndLobster · 21/09/2017 13:45

@DeleteOrDecay - Your guess is wrong! I am fine with kissing any other part of the body, but I'm definitely not going to put something where men pee and ejaculate from in my mouth.

And I always find that it is always people of an English background that are so open about like it is something out of the norm.

Ivy79 · 21/09/2017 14:11

@DeleteOrDecay - Your guess is wrong! I am fine with kissing any other part of the body, but I'm definitely not going to put something where men pee and ejaculate from in my mouth.

And I always find that it is always people of an English background that are so open about like it is something out of the norm.

I am OK with it, and I am not 'from an English background.'

So that has blown your theory out of the water has it not?

Where are you from then @LoyaltyAndLobster?

DeleteOrDecay · 21/09/2017 15:54

Your guess is wrong! I am fine with kissing any other part of the body, but I'm definitely not going to put something where men pee and ejaculate from in my mouth.

Then don't, no one's forcing you too.

No need to be so vile towards those who don't have a problem with it though.

SonicBoomBoom · 21/09/2017 18:21

Loyalty, I assume kissing nipples is off limits too?

f83mx · 21/09/2017 18:27

Loyaltyandlobster - where are you from?

Notreallyarsed · 21/09/2017 18:44

I don’t do it, personal preference. DP would do the equivalent but again, it’s not something I can cope with. Why is everyone jumping all over Loyalty?

LoyaltyAndLobster · 21/09/2017 19:19

@Notreallyarsed - I'm glad that you have said it's not your preference, I couldn't cope with it either.

To be told that I need help and therapy because I am against it is just laughable, they are obviously the women that are kneeling in front of their DP/DH I guess that's the only way they can satisfy him, because never in my life has a man asked me to do that to him, during my single days I had guys telling me that they'd love to do it to me, but I always declined.

DeleteOrDecay · 21/09/2017 19:34

obviously the women that are kneeling in front of their DP/DH I guess that's the only way they can satisfy him

Wow, and you can't see why you are being jumped on?Hmm

It's perfectly fine if you don't do oral sex. But others are well within their rights to indulge without being referred to as 'vile'.

AnyFucker · 21/09/2017 19:56

Goady fucker

Christinayangstwistedsista · 21/09/2017 20:14

Ignore it

LoyaltyAndLobster · 21/09/2017 20:46

@DeleteOrDecay - Only a handful of people have jumped on me, I know there is many of other people on this site that hold the same view.

Christinayangstwistedsista · 21/09/2017 20:49

There are even more that think you need help

NormaNameChange · 21/09/2017 21:01

Oh i absolutely LOVE giving morning blow jobs...and afternoon ones...and evening ones.

they are obviously the women that are kneeling in front of their DP/DH I guess that's the only way they can satisfy him, because never in my life has a man asked me to do that to him

So very wrong.

I do it because I ENJOY it, you know.. how some women enjoy oh, I dont know... a good glass of wine or... chocolate?! Funnily enough, he does too. Shame on us enjoying each other eh?

Ivy79 · 21/09/2017 21:15

@Notreallyarsed

People are 'jumping over' Lobster (as you put it!) because she said people are VILE who engage in oral sex.

If you cannot see anything wrong in her saying that, then you are as judgemental and spiteful as she is.

And what is with the comments about 'people from an English background' seem to be the only ones into it. Racist as well eh @LoyaltyandLobster? Hmm

And who gives a shit if 'other people hold the same view?' And lets face it, the people who agree with you are few and far between!

No-one CARES if you hate oral, but don't so nasty and vindictive about people who enjoy it. I like giving it and LOVE receiving it!

Ivy79 · 21/09/2017 21:16

@LoyaltyAndLobster.

Oh and if you think the only ones into oral are 'people from an English background,' you need to get out more!

Ttbb · 21/09/2017 21:18

Unless he's got four wives he must be exaggerating.

DrMorbius · 21/09/2017 21:28

So we are 3 or 4 days in on this thread. Around 60-70 different posters. Probably 90% women apart from AF wishing she could do this to me we have zero people confirming this as "normal". The best I recall is one morning a week. So it may be true but what does it show/prove???? Out swallow doesn't make a summer OMG I am so proud of that statement

Turkkadin · 21/09/2017 21:29

The thought of performing this every morning just wouldn't appeal in the slightest! Who? In the name of sanity, wants to be bothering with that lark upon waking every bloody day! I have racked my brains to think of someone who might be able to entice me to offer this service and I've only been able to come up with Aidan Turner! In his case I would probably make an exception do it thrice daily. X

DrMorbius · 21/09/2017 21:29

*one swallow

AnyFucker · 21/09/2017 21:39

You messed that up Grin

LoyaltyAndLobster · 21/09/2017 21:48

@Ivy79 - One thing I'm not is spiteful, racist? really? you really need to look up the meaning of "racist/racism"

And I never said it was only people from an English background that did it, I said that it is them that are the most open about it.

You obviously do care that I think it is vile or you wouldn't have wrote that long paragraph.

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