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BibiBelle · 05/01/2011 23:10
Thanks Merlion 
DH's boss appears to have done a U-turn and reverted to the existing structure 
. He is such a weasel and always looking after No1 that this is extremely suspicious 
. Will stay on high alert like the airports.....
Crispy Make him a list of reasons why you and the girls love him too.
Star You know me, I wouldn't hesitate to go out!
I would expect him to sleep like a light.
Didn't get to test the doggy style desnotting theory last night
. However it is Friday night, DH got lots of real ale for Xmas from my folks (excuse for much gallivanting about Hampshire breweries on their part) and I have just texted him to book in some attention (somehow totally missed each other last night, despite both being in).
So many job woes :( but salta you do have a marvellous turn of phrase
Silky I am channelling you and we are going out :) Friend is happy to check on DS and frankly he's been nought but his usual hyper-energetic self all day, so I'm hoping that concussion has been deflected by the massive thick skull he inherited from me 
My friend's son is being a total pain at bedtime atm anyway so I think she's glad of the chance of some peace and quiet!
Star yay for your DH Don't worry about DS and any scar, they fade so quickly and don't grow as the child does so soon shrink too. DD had a similar incident with the corner of a wooden stool and was glued at hospital; you can't even see it now. DS once landed nose-first on a 3-pin plug, there was blood everywhere, and you can only still see his scar when his nose is cold. Hope you have a great night out tonight
Crispy your poor DH he is such a lovely man, it's a bugger when there is a shit atmosphere at work. Hope your birthday celebrations help to put some sparkle back into him
Silky you must live in a massive house to miss your DH all evening 
Hope the real ale does the trick tonight [saucy]
salta yay for nice ILs, hope you are all feeling a bit better now. Sorry to hear DH is threatened with redundancy and not v good at interviews (hope that's what you meant, if not) I am rubbish at interviews and will be reet scuppered if it comes to that at my work...
Am feeling much better at last, apart from swollen sore throat which I am hoping isn't going to turn into tonsillitis. Ibuprofen seems to be good at reducing the swelling for a while so will have one more dose in a minute then try and kill the germs with white wine chilli and garlic once the DC are in bed
Ooh and I drove home in sleet/snow this afternoon and whilst I didn't particularly enjoy it at least that's one more adverse weather condition to cross off the list [proud]
Hey gang, what a crazy week . Great news as you know for dh, but then my boss has been s uspended . No idea why, but we're all left feeling v vulnerable at a really tricky time in the organisation
star poor little ds. When ds1 was 3 he bounced off the settee and headfirst into the edge of the door. Ouch. Big deep gash which actually didn't bleed too much but oozed serous fluid. He was glued and steristripped and they put a big plaster on for extra effect. Now just a tiny feint scar. hoping J's will be just the same. Scary though isn't it!!? Enjoy your night out. Hope you and dh are back in your groove v soon
lol at doggy style and sinus relief
hello everyone, I have missed you in the last 3 days!
A big hello to everyone,I have only read this new thread.
So sorry to hear about all the job worries, and sore throats etc.. Iv had it for 4 weeks now! Lost my voice Christmas eve for about 4 days, still not got it back 100% probably should have gone to the doctor.
I'm trying to work out some of the new names, sure it won't take long to work out who is who
hots i am pouring champagne down his throat. Seems to be working
cece how very odd about your boss . Hope it means all is ok for your team
Congrats to QoD on her little pink bundle
{{{{{envelops No1 in a big bear hug}}}}. You back to hang around with us for a bit? I hope so . Hope everything is a bit calmer with Ex now. Oh, and i found my No1putsbabyinthecorner bib today from when we went to the stage show, so must have been a sign about you dropping in to say hi!
Enjoy your evening star and please pass on all our best wishes and fingers x'd for DH's interviews
salta I agree with star, you do make me smile
TS scream away. I have my volume turned off 
Hello, no1 lovely to see you, I am easy to guess as I ... erm ... used to be an elderly flower...? And live on the other side of the water but not THAT far...
Sorry to hear about job shite for multiple dh's, all v unsettling. How blessed they are in their wives might I say (first glass of wine only). Tosser bosses are such a pain in the arse and so energy-draining to deal with.
We are coughy and coldy here too, well me and ds2 are, I have a swollen throat and deadhead and ds2 has the seal cough.
Back to school on Monday .
Parental advice number 23432 Do not put up glow in the dark stars as you are putting your child to bed as they will run marathons up and down their bed and jump around till the stars have practically run out of glow.
Off to review FB for announcements
Hurrah for the return of the crazy animal lady No1 hope you can stic around this time, we missed you lots x
cece how strange glad to see you are dissertationing again though
crispy yay for champers Give your DH a big hug from us too and we hope to be able to do it in person before too long once I am thinner again
TS louder, we can't hear you over here Chin up chuck, this too shall pass.
DS must have heard all the head bumping chat, he managed to headbutt me at bedtime, getting my eyebrow and my nose, then my head ricocheted off his head into the wall nothing broken, and I only saw one star, but think I may have a black eye in the morning...
Dinner time, back later xxx
Slow poster alert
Wotcha Ursula you have been greatly missed too
Ah, feck it. Sounds like Dad has pleurasy . On another set of antibiotics, so fingers x'd please ladies. xxxx
Oh Crispy your poor dad. Fingers crossed the antibiotics sort him out quick smart. I had it when I was 18, not nice
I did have to at your posting directions to ursula though!
Thanks guys . For someone with a chronic lung condition, this is not good, and they are concerned it may worsen to pneunomia but haven't told him. He didn't even remember it is my birthday tomorrow when i spoke to him
Morning...
Happy Birthday Crispy hon, really hope you have a lovely day, eat, drink and be merry and try and not worry about your dad vibes and //hugs for good measure..
thought i was getting rid of this lurgy but its still lingering pah! feel ok as long as i keep popping the pills
girls have party this afo fancy dress and are already going mental tis gonna be a long morn!!
Congrats qod!!!
Star hope u had a fab night out with dh and spent some quality time together..
Hots/urs hope poorly throats get better soon
Merlion being thick cannot remember when ur scan is, hope u are feeling well..
great to see u No1!
watcha cece/TS/hip/and anyone else i have missed
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Crispy hope you have a lovely birthday despite the worry - you deserve it for being such a fabulous wife/mother/friend but more importantly, for being such a great example of a woman who Gets Things Done xx
Ursula and no1 hello beautiful ladies, always happy to see you here. no1 I have a large tattoo, if that helps you identity me at all Hope you are both feeling better soon.
Fjorgs get a steak on that shiner pronto (then you can have it for tea later).
Had a lovely relaxing night out last night and was fast asleep by 11pm DS was fine and is now busy necking milk at a rate of knots.
QoD CONGRATULATIONS! :)
So pleased you had a good night out Star followed by a good night's sleep..
weighted the girls today as was interested to see what they weigh after crispy's work.. dd1 who is 5.3 is 2.12 and dd2 is exactly 2 stones.. same as crispy's dd2 and they were born on the same day at the same weight!! freaky!!
Crispy I echo what star said, you're a great gal, hope you have a magnificent birthday
Star glad you had a lovely time out last night and DS is fine after his adventures. No sign of a black eye here, thank goodness, although my nose is a bit sore.
loti hope your DDs don't drive you mad today before their party. Sorry to hear you are still feeling poorly , my cold has almost gone but swollen throat still there
Time for a cuppa
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