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whomovedmychocolatecookie · 09/11/2009 09:14

Have your children delivered by caesarian on 29th February to save on children's birthday parties later on.

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TheDevilWearsPrimark · 17/11/2009 12:32

Desperately need a wee and find an enormous queue? Stick your belly out as far as you can, place one hand on your back and one stroking your 'bump' and queue jump with an apologetic smile at the ladies who usher you aheadof them.

Then try to avoid said women spotting you on the dancefloor with a pint of cider in your hand.

Becci19 · 17/11/2009 13:51

Well this thread has certainly brightened up my day! Classic suggestions

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