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Things that are utterly bloody fascinating
784
That annoying guest - what is their christmas crime?
717
Anyone want to come and mourn the reality vs expectation of new purchases with me?
699
To clap my hands and skip about in a elephantine manner?
589
What's the most PFB embarrassing moment you've had?
526
He has eaten a fat ball
311
Do you remember this Mumsnet story…? Update
452
A massive long shot but does anyone remember this kids book from the 80s?
191
Nominations for inclusion in Mumsnet Classics
408
Shit... 99% sure Guinea Pig is pregnant
849
Omg what do I do now?
620
I bought a white coat in the sales to look like Olivia Pope, but I actually resemble a middle aged taekwando instructor
765
To not realise these celebs were related?!
454
Jesus fuck, my fanny is on fire!
130
To try and recreate a Christmas market in my back garden.
213
Come and tell me your dull and unexciting news...
1000
Period symptoms no one talks about
464
If my 3yo had access to AIBU...
403
Center Parcs & Anal sex
290
drug dependant baby, advice needed
734
Do you dunk your penis?
995
Is Voldemort a virgin?
500
Omg such anality from pil. Come and share your anal behaviour stories (lighthearted)
911
Single mum
305
Was anyone else at Snape Maltings today? Did Alan get his table?
538
Tell me about a random unsolved mystery in your life....
935
Pin ups of the past
606
Tell me a random embarrassing thing that happened to you when you were a kid
221
I know everything about you. AMA
1000
I farted in my surgeons face today.
370
Randomly odd things you believed as a child and possibly beyond...
322
Hypothetical question about giraffes
231
Boots refusing to sell canesten to men! Wtf!
464
DH says cat needs to show more gratitude
483
Crap Tips
522
How do I remove sinister Santa outfit from a cactus?
330
To ask what is the best hotel you’ve stayed in?
445
Somone has re-named their wifi to: "My neighbours a cunt"
171
How do you adjust to life as a lone parent?
347
Can't get the fricking lids off these jars!
354
We can all get into classics now
30
To wonder if 5 month old will be ok high up in a skyscraper?
44
Was on a train yesterday and a woman got on with a penguin!
136
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!! I have LITERALLY twatted a spider to death
245
People keep having sex in my hedge...
926
Household objects that are pricks
323
Can I make ice cream from shrews?
287
I think my cat stole someone's Sunday lunch
436
There is a tiny elderly Korean lady in my garden and I want to go out.
595
I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.
751