Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

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Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

‘I can’t take DS out because he’ll try to say hi to people.’

‘Folk are like the Stasi round here.’ 😂😫

I said 'You need to stay away! Keep your ball over there please' to a 5 year old in the park today.

‘What’s your plan for this afternoon?.....put the coloured load of washing in’

I’m just going out for my government approved exercise

I wonder if we'll be able to buy any milk today

What if the neighbours grass me up for being out twice

“People!! Stay away from those people!! Two Metres!!”

'I'm going on a day trip to the hospital'

I’ve sprayed down the box your mouthwash came in so it’s safe to open.

I need to finish washing the shopping.

I'm so bored I have peeled all the labels off my watercolour pencils and cleared out a cupboard

DH asked me what I had planned tomorrow. I actually said, "I might do some research on agencies for my book."

“I’m frightened to buy chocolate at Waitrose, what I’d my pictures printed in the daily fail”?

*if

I don't want to live in these flats any more.

I'm not sure cutting brambles back is essential

“I’m bored.”

I am never bored. I can entertain myself easily, even with very little. But once I’m done with work, and have been for my daily run and daily cycle, there is only so much reading, piano practicing and movie-watching I can stand to do.

One piece of fruit each! We can't buy any more for a while!

Wait! Let me bleach that satsuma before you touch it

‘We’re only allowed out for an hour’

- gosh - all so funny. I said to my DS who’d received a letter ‘I’ll open the envelope, you carefully take the letter out, now I’ll go and destroy the envelope and wash my hands!’

I might go and hoe the weeds out of the driveway gravel.

And I did.

“No, you can’t have another slice of toast, there’s not that much bread left and it needs to last”

I didnt say it today, but I amazed myself by feeling sorry for HMRC and the new load of stuff they have to implement!!