Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

No you can’t have anymore cornflakes. I had to fight 5 people for that box.

Did you disinfect the door handle after you came in?
Is your household symptom free? (Arranging delivery from small business before lockdown) they answered yes but I will wear gloves and a scarf over my face
There are parcels on the doorstep. Do you want to disinfect them?

I told my three cats that we have run out of cat food, so they went back to sleep on the end of my bed !

Please, please can I walk the dog.

I'm very heavily pregnant and havent left the house for 2weeks so really wanted to walk around the field whilst it was empty

DP to me:

"We now have the punch bag hanging in the garden"

Me to DP with a suspicious amount of enthusiasm:

"Excellent. I'm gonna need that."

‘The corner shop is only open from 6am-9am ‘

I love my commute to work the roads are practically empty now.

You found a box of aspirins! Wow, well done!

I bought loo roll AND spaghetti in Sainsbury’s!

Oh my god I've found some oval shaped cotton pads!

Would you like some alcohol gel with your tea?

Can I bring my kids into the supermarket or are children banned?

We only have enough PPE for 2 shifts, do we stick to guidelines or do we have to ask staff to wash them?

"The supermarket was completely out of pasta."

We can't go a walk because ds will touch everything and then we'll die.

And, I wonder how Boris is doing?

Hi lovely neighbour if you are going shopping in the next 3 or 4 days could you get me some milk if there is any? Any size. Any type.

“No, you can’t have pancakes, we only have 4 eggs left.”

"Can you get me some Prosecco please...."

(I don't drink! But I do now....)

"I'll just throw it to you" said when I was delivering a parcel to a couple stood on theirs doorstep having a quick chat with a neighbour.

Oh my god! Butternut squash! How exciting! (Veg box delivery)

"Oh shit! Our neighbour's got coronavirus! It's probably all over the communal door!"

(True story, now we know what the ambulance outside the flat was for....)

To DD - "This time next year, this wont be on the news and you will barely hear about it"

“I’m quite looking forward to the clock and collect shopping. I am desperate to see what we get.”

*click and collect

Stop eating the yogurt - here have some flapjack

"I'm just going to disinfect the doorbell again"

I'm nhs so......

I'll arrange for the swabbing

Good news you came back negative, you can come back to work

We can't social distance in this office