Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

[howdoyousolvethisproblem]

No you can’t have anymore cornflakes. I had to fight 5 people for that box.

[Knocksomesense]

Did you disinfect the door handle after you came in?
Is your household symptom free? (Arranging delivery from small business before lockdown) they answered yes but I will wear gloves and a scarf over my face
There are parcels on the doorstep. Do you want to disinfect them?

[1forAll74]

I told my three cats that we have run out of cat food, so they went back to sleep on the end of my bed !

[Jessikka]

Please, please can I walk the dog.

I'm very heavily pregnant and havent left the house for 2weeks so really wanted to walk around the field whilst it was empty

[OldQueen1969]

DP to me:

"We now have the punch bag hanging in the garden"

Me to DP with a suspicious amount of enthusiasm:

"Excellent. I'm gonna need that."

[Chickenqueen]

‘The corner shop is only open from 6am-9am ‘

[cushioncovers]

I love my commute to work the roads are practically empty now.

[Pelleas]

You found a box of aspirins! Wow, well done!

[Watto1]

I bought loo roll AND spaghetti in Sainsbury’s!

[nolovelost]

Oh my god I've found some oval shaped cotton pads!

[InstallUpdatesOnly]

Would you like some alcohol gel with your tea?

Can I bring my kids into the supermarket or are children banned?

We only have enough PPE for 2 shifts, do we stick to guidelines or do we have to ask staff to wash them?

[PotholeParadise]

"The supermarket was completely out of pasta."

[bobstersmum]

We can't go a walk because ds will touch everything and then we'll die.

And, I wonder how Boris is doing?

[fourquenelles]

Hi lovely neighbour if you are going shopping in the next 3 or 4 days could you get me some milk if there is any? Any size. Any type.

[NordSjoen]

“No, you can’t have pancakes, we only have 4 eggs left.”

[BeijingBikini]

"Can you get me some Prosecco please...."

(I don't drink! But I do now....)

[Loooobyloo]

"I'll just throw it to you" said when I was delivering a parcel to a couple stood on theirs doorstep having a quick chat with a neighbour.

[Kenworthington]

Oh my god! Butternut squash! How exciting! (Veg box delivery)

[BeijingBikini]

"Oh shit! Our neighbour's got coronavirus! It's probably all over the communal door!"

(True story, now we know what the ambulance outside the flat was for....)

[Figrollsaplenty]

To DD - "This time next year, this wont be on the news and you will barely hear about it"

[Wetcappuccino]

“I’m quite looking forward to the clock and collect shopping. I am desperate to see what we get.”

[Wetcappuccino]

*click and collect

[Gibbonsgibbonsgibbons]

Stop eating the yogurt - here have some flapjack

[Longwhiskers14]

"I'm just going to disinfect the doorbell again"

[Kateplaysrugbyinmydreams]

I'm nhs so......

I'll arrange for the swabbing

Good news you came back negative, you can come back to work

We can't social distance in this office