Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

No, you can't see your friends at the park. Not today, not for the foreseeable.

I wish I could go to work

I know none of like living like this but I'm taking my responsibility seriously because while I will likely be fine if I got it I could have it and not even know and I could without ever realising it inadvertently kill someone if I infected them.

Yes I'll play in the garden with you.

‘Sure, a delivery anytime between 7am and 8pm is great, I’ll be in all day.’

"Have you packed your mask for shopping?"

"I wonder if powdered egg is still a thing?"

‘There are gloves on the kitchen floor because my parcel came and the floor is wet from where I sprayed it’

‘Morning’ mumbled whilst facing a corner in a lift. They mumbled ‘morning’ back whilst facing the opposite corner.

"Of course you can have a duvet day" (on monday, to my 3 year old daughter)

“I’m pretty sure that’s the same bee I saw yesterday. It’s ok, we’re friends.”

‘The dawn of another pointless day’
I said at 11:30 when I finally got out of bed. I’m normally a morning person and a positive person but I don’t see the point at the moment!

I've set up Minecraft online for you so you can play it with your school friends.

"Don't say drink's essential, I know it is but don't say it"

DS 18 " im bored"

Me" there's loads of coloured paints in shed. Why not paint your bedroom crazy colours "

Meant not

“I’m pretty sure that’s the same bee I saw yesterday. It’s ok, we’re friends.”

Perfectly normal comment

I might just use this emergency UHT milk.

Oooh look a 5l bottle of hand gel!

Two for a wee,three for number two

Two metres is farther than you think. Walk in the middle of the road if someone comes towards us!

*further

I might just use this emergency UHT milk
Vile stuff, must be desperate!

When getting dressed this morning, I asked where my hazmat suit and respirator was.

‘Poor Boris’

‘I found some meat’

‘Who hoo Dad got us some chopped tomatoes’