Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

[ririoo]

I'm not clapping

[SenecaFallsRedux]

"I'm going to make a couple of extra masks. What color do you want?"

[Imohsotired]

"I'd love to do something fun today. What do people even do for fun on Saturday's? Maybe we'll change the bedclothes"

[JustStayHome]

Talking to partner

"Please can you cut my hair, it doesn't matter if its not straight, its either that or i have to hack it off myself"


😁😱

[SomethingOnce]

I really miss my commute.

[bellinisurge]

Shall I cut your hair?

[Shockers]

To DH- I like you with a beard.

[smiffypeabrain]

I think we need a bigger rainbow in the window, it looks a bit lost.

[Lemonyfuckit]

Dear Mr Poatman, I've disinfected my flaps for you

[ps1991]

Can’t believe my neighbours have gone out for the day!

[InAPrettyCabinet]

You can't hug grandad

[GuppytheCat]

‘We’re starting to run out of weeds.’

[BestOption]

I'm going for my 'allowed' exercise at 6am so I see as few people as possible, but I miss the best of the sun😩 (no garden)

'Allowed' walk ?!?!, it's just so completely unbelievable, in the UK, in 2020 that we are in a position of being told when we may/may not leave our homes.

[JustStayHome]

I'm not gonna bother getting up tomorrow

[violetbunny]

I've ironed my trackpants for work tomorrow!

(I usually dress quite smartly for work but am WFH now...!)

[TudorRoses]

Oh I really hope it rains, I'm fed up with having to water the garden, it's so hot and dry out there.

[PhilCornwall1]

Shall I clean the lounge carpet today?

I never thought I'd be saying that on an Easter Sunday!!

[TheVanguardSix]

To a nosey neighbour this evening:

“Please, ring the Gestapo on me. Maybe the Stasi! You choose!”

[missmouse101]

Use half a tissue! They're rationed.

[shiningstar2]

I am so excited ...I got a click and collect supermarket place [shielding 89 year old mother and her neighbour]

[lizzylizzie123]

I'm so glad you are chatting with your friends on fortnite!

[ElsieBobo]

“Ride your bikes from the side door around to the patio back door - it will be just like arriving at a restaurant for dinner. Meet you there’”

[Chestnut23]

I'd give my right arm for a sachet of yeast.

[alliwantisagoodnightssleep]

Hmm. These tinned potatoes aren’t too bad.

[planningaheadtoday]

Let me put your Easter eggs in a safe place for 72 hours, you can eat them later.

And

Should I risk using up my hair dye? Who outside these four walls will know if I'm grey for a few months? Said to my husband.