Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

I'm not going to town tomorrow because of the vigilantes.

I'm truly ashamed of people on ebay, How can they take advantage of people who are scared and charge £25 for one bottle, they should be ashamed!

Happy easter

I'm glad it's hay fever

When contemplating going to the shop as I have run out of milk, fruit and veg - I wonder where my bras are.

Didn't find one. Black coffee again tomorrow.

I work in a supermarket.......

• sorry, no we don’t. Toilet paper is like gold dust.
• he’s not local. Why the fuck does he think it’s ok to shop here?
• Why the hell are people bringing kids shopping? It’s putting us in more danger!

This is such a fucked up situation.

I'm staying awake till 6am so i can get some things i need online, because that's when "savers" opens online, as its closed over night"

I'm shielding so cant go out...

( DH coughing ) " I hope you've got the flu"

We're so lucky to have the lambing to do

I hope this thread never ends.

An hour ago I said to dc who were on the trampoline, while they were doing flips and tricks.

'STOP! Be careful, if you hurt yourself we will have to go to the hospital and they have enough to deal with right now.'

Let me put your Easter eggs in a safe place for 72 hours, you can eat them later.

And

Should I risk using up my hair dye? Who outside these four walls will know if I'm grey for a few months? Said to my husband.

Hmm. These tinned potatoes aren’t too bad.

I'd give my right arm for a sachet of yeast.

“Ride your bikes from the side door around to the patio back door - it will be just like arriving at a restaurant for dinner. Meet you there’”

I'm so glad you are chatting with your friends on fortnite!

I am so excited ...I got a click and collect supermarket place [shielding 89 year old mother and her neighbour]

Use half a tissue! They're rationed.

To a nosey neighbour this evening:

“Please, ring the Gestapo on me. Maybe the Stasi! You choose!”

Shall I clean the lounge carpet today?

I never thought I'd be saying that on an Easter Sunday!!

Oh I really hope it rains, I'm fed up with having to water the garden, it's so hot and dry out there.

I've ironed my trackpants for work tomorrow!

(I usually dress quite smartly for work but am WFH now...!)

I'm not gonna bother getting up tomorrow

I'm going for my 'allowed' exercise at 6am so I see as few people as possible, but I miss the best of the sun😩 (no garden)

'Allowed' walk ?!?!, it's just so completely unbelievable, in the UK, in 2020 that we are in a position of being told when we may/may not leave our homes.

‘We’re starting to run out of weeds.’