Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

[Lovelivingbythebeach3]

Only three children in my class came to school today.

[Deux]

Don’t come mooching for food as dinner will be soon. You won’t starve between now and then.

• that was to 16 year old DS

[PennyArrowBar]

"No, sorry babes, you can't hug your Nana. Just wave instead and blow a kiss instead!"

"Noooo! Don't eat those! Eggs are currency now!"

[TheoriginalLEM]

That's a group of three

[PenguinsOnParade]

"Let me know if you see Spider-Man when you're out."

We're one of many areas who seem to have people roaming the streets dressed as a superhero. Haven't seen any of them yet though.

[BillyAndTheSillies]

"Yes DS1, of course you can wear your crocs and socks for our walk, no one will see you anyway"

[BackseatCookers]

Him- I've got 18 toilet rolls AND 2 packs of paracetamol!

Me- come in quick before you get mugged.

This is gold

[WhatWouldTheDoctorDo]

Stop! I'm disinfecting the kitchen!

Have you cleaned the garage door handle today?

When you do the shopping, can you put everything non-perishable we don't need for the next three days and we can quarantine it in the garage?

[aimslou]

Ds 7 asked me why the people on the tele are allowed to stand close together!!

[PenguinsOnParade]

I also yelled "bananas" with delight when DH came home from the supermarket as if I hadn't seen one for years. It's only been a couple of weeks.

[MummyNeedsWineNow]

There was no traffic on my route to work today!

[0blio]

"Am I allowed to go to the post office?"

"Oh my God you got MEAT!"

"Don't leave that hand gel on display in the car!"

[rosea19]

Blimey, a quarter of the world is under lockdown.

[Pineappletree33]

‘I had to queue to get into ALDI today’
‘Dd stop wasting tomatoes, I don’t know where the next lot is coming from’

[middleager]

We might need that cup-a-soup if we're ill, so just have toast instead.

[Ilikewinter]

Customer 'are you accepting cash'
Me ' nope"

I work in pharmacy by the way 😂

[Elsa8]

“Mum said she’s got a bag of veggie sausages we can have! This is like Christmas!!”

[safariboot]

It's not reasonable to go out just to buy cola.

[middleager]

PS, I am from the Black Country originally, so Cup-a-soup was also uttered in a Dave Hill Slade accent.

[timeforawine]

I wish i could go into the office and to the gym.
Never thought I'd say that!

[Apolloanddaphne]

'Is today Thursday?' Said DH who is working from home. It has obviously been a long week so far!

[MangoesAreMyFavourite]

No, I can't kiss you goodnight

But the thread is good fun

[Laiste]

''Walking up the middle of the road means we can dive left or right to avoid the neighbors''

[demelzaaa]

"I FOUND AN ONION! WE WILL BE EATING LIKE KINGS TONIGHT!"

[BackseatCookers]

Ds 7 asked me why the people on the tele are allowed to stand close together!!

Ah this is so cute!