Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

Only three children in my class came to school today.

Don’t come mooching for food as dinner will be soon. You won’t starve between now and then.

• that was to 16 year old DS

"No, sorry babes, you can't hug your Nana. Just wave instead and blow a kiss instead!"

"Noooo! Don't eat those! Eggs are currency now!"

That's a group of three

"Let me know if you see Spider-Man when you're out."

We're one of many areas who seem to have people roaming the streets dressed as a superhero. Haven't seen any of them yet though.

"Yes DS1, of course you can wear your crocs and socks for our walk, no one will see you anyway"

Him- I've got 18 toilet rolls AND 2 packs of paracetamol!

Me- come in quick before you get mugged.

This is gold

Stop! I'm disinfecting the kitchen!

Have you cleaned the garage door handle today?

When you do the shopping, can you put everything non-perishable we don't need for the next three days and we can quarantine it in the garage?

Ds 7 asked me why the people on the tele are allowed to stand close together!!

I also yelled "bananas" with delight when DH came home from the supermarket as if I hadn't seen one for years. It's only been a couple of weeks.

There was no traffic on my route to work today!

"Am I allowed to go to the post office?"

"Oh my God you got MEAT!"

"Don't leave that hand gel on display in the car!"

Blimey, a quarter of the world is under lockdown.

‘I had to queue to get into ALDI today’
‘Dd stop wasting tomatoes, I don’t know where the next lot is coming from’

We might need that cup-a-soup if we're ill, so just have toast instead.

Customer 'are you accepting cash'
Me ' nope"

I work in pharmacy by the way 😂

“Mum said she’s got a bag of veggie sausages we can have! This is like Christmas!!”

It's not reasonable to go out just to buy cola.

PS, I am from the Black Country originally, so Cup-a-soup was also uttered in a Dave Hill Slade accent.

I wish i could go into the office and to the gym.
Never thought I'd say that!

'Is today Thursday?' Said DH who is working from home. It has obviously been a long week so far!

No, I can't kiss you goodnight

But the thread is good fun

''Walking up the middle of the road means we can dive left or right to avoid the neighbors''

"I FOUND AN ONION! WE WILL BE EATING LIKE KINGS TONIGHT!"

Ds 7 asked me why the people on the tele are allowed to stand close together!!

Ah this is so cute!