If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

[00100001]

?

Bashed out by jolly hockey sticks?

Surely op would find they'd turned off the matrix

@twirlypoo 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Becoming a mouse and it all getting dangerous!!

Run over by a giant truckle or cheddar rolling down a hill....

Pecked to death by a tiny little wooded bird

I would die through repeatedly head butting the scanning area of the self serve checkout!

Killed while bell ringing.

Mmmmm my lifelong vegan diet

Drunk and crying over the love of my life, Homer Simpson.

Soo’s (Sooty and Sweep) Australian cousin Soola is going to murder me!

placeyouritm
I’ve died that way a few times

Hmmm choke on my champagne or fall overboard my yacht maybe

Very happily

Anaphylactic shock

This is the entertaining thread that has been missing for a while - keep going people it’s FRIDAY

Pretty self explanatory.

Dying from breathing hairspray fumes as Robert Smith does my hair!

I really don’t know.....

Drowning I guess 😬😬

😳

Frog attack

A knitting-related accident.

Inserted in to an object, quick but a funny death to tell the grandkids

Cuckoo I die a little bit more everytime I hear it...

Or my wings become unravelled, and I fall to earth.