If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Smothered by a pair of gay pants

After over doing my afternoon tipple. But if I remember my school french correctly I will have beautiful skin

I'd choke on a chunk of orange peel in my fruitcake.

Mown down by a car in Paris that I didn't see because I was trying to Instagram myself and a croissant with the Eiffel Tower in the background.

(This may be based on two prats I saw on Barceloneta beach this summer)

Interestingly...

Smothered by a drag queen?

unsuccessfully.

Eaten by a tiny bear. I guess because it's tiny it would be slow and painful. Fuck.

Dragged under the wheels of a mobility scooter.

Serves me right for shagging Mel.

Got killed in the crossfire between two nuns with machetes.

I think mine pretty much speaks for itself....

Checking on some EU lettuce

Choking on some EU lettuce

@Soubriquet
... mistaken identity?

Fatal brd attack reminiscent of Tippi Hedren in The Birds. In summer.

Either killed by a fictional character with a duck or a duck called Herondale will end me...

Not enough sleep

Under neon loneliness

Eating mouldy cake

ArsenicGreen
And beautiful shiny hair

Freak laboratory accident

Five minutes after I discover I've won the EuroMillions jackpot.

Killed by a Star Wars fan because I post too many Star Trek memes 🤷‍♀️

Jellyfish sting

In the middle of an aria on my birthday.