If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Deliciously

A freak laundry accident 😁

Murdered in an elaborate plot I'd say

Overdosed on Hey Duggee.

Or attacked by BIRDS!

Died of a bee sting.
Eating poisoned honey.
Dead by enviromental cause because all the bees got extincted and the eco system collapsed with all its consequences.

Falling asleep somewhere fateful...

Squashed by a cow in a pub

in the best way possible.

As long as I get to come back!

You’ll never know...

Drowned by Bert and Ernie whilst attempting rubber duck theft.

Death by Chocolate, yummy.

Murdered by Ocado. A very middle class death. Unless it's literally the second coming of Christ, in which case why isn't he driving responsibly?

I get confused at santas grotto and get killed by a stampede of reindeer

Bloody cats would walk in front of me while I’m attempting to walk down the stairs. I’d go flying and fall on to a big spike I left at the bottom of the stairs earlier.

Quietly in bed, Woo-hoo!

@TinyMystery

LOL

Your turn OP...

Falling into an open grave on the way back from the pub.

Smothered by the cat whilst drunk on home-made booze.

Smashed to smithereens by a Meteorite?

Ambushed and assaulted behind a patisserie?

Fire

Throat slit, then resurrected, then strangled 😬

A roof top shoot out.

Bumbling into a tower of baked beans and being squashed?