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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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Titlebeltholder · 09/10/2019 13:51

As the last woman standing.

Fieldsofcabbages · 09/10/2019 14:02

Set upon by some very aggressive brassicas

OneStepOneStumble · 09/10/2019 14:09

Trip and fall

... which actually sounds like something I'd do Blush

WalksWithDinosaurs · 09/10/2019 14:31

fairly self explanatory I think!!

But in the interests of backstory- An Anomaly opens up, I end up back in the Cretaceous - preferably with Becker... Blush
I survive a few days on what I have with me- eventually run out of water, head to a handy lake to fill up - get trampled by a heard of Ankylosaurs which were spooked by a Spinosaurus …..

TheNinkiestNonk · 09/10/2019 14:51

In the Night Garden!

randominternetperson · 09/10/2019 16:44

Accepted medical advice from a random internet person...

Sundaybakes · 11/10/2019 09:47

Weekend cake overload.

LaBelleSauvage123 · 11/10/2019 09:54

Drowning, pursued by a malevolent fairy.

WooMaWang · 11/10/2019 10:01

I'm immortal I think.

ithinkmycatistryingtokillme · 11/10/2019 10:02

booby trap of a cat lying across the top of the stairs

permanentlyexhaustedpigeon · 11/10/2019 13:11

Knocked senseless by a bird too tired to see where it's going.

Lollygaggles · 11/10/2019 13:14

The day after I was supposed

UnderperformingSeal · 14/10/2019 22:53

In the engine room of a crippled submarine.

BarbarianLaurie · 14/10/2019 23:08

By heartbreak, as my handsome and dumb warrior mate charged off to battle without a plan nor weapon

Shinysun · 15/10/2019 22:13

Death by sunstroke

POFuserred · 15/10/2019 22:31

Died of exhaustion trying to find a decent online date

justcantthink · 15/10/2019 22:37

Erm I...

moreturkeyforme · 15/10/2019 23:17

Stuffed !

TateWorm · 15/10/2019 23:19

Apparently I'm going to end up with Barry's version of a tapeworm, I guess it might be a horrible slow one for me.

Icantbelieveitsnotnutter · 15/10/2019 23:21

An exploded bowel from eating a mixture of nuts and butter.

WellardAvocado · 15/10/2019 23:21

A particularly hard avocado proves newton right about gravity but knocks me unconscious never to wake up again

Smellbellina · 15/10/2019 23:26

Death by stinky fly balls

MrsToothyBitch · 28/10/2019 16:35

1stNn- exploding fanjo caused by Lawrence Fox sending it into over drive.

Current one- attack by a PMSing beaver.

BugEyedBeans · 01/11/2019 22:23

Alien legumes got me

Besidesthepoint · 01/11/2019 23:31

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