If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Either some sort of terribly and unlikely drowning in a vat of coffee accident, or a heart attack from too much caffeine (highly likely and not that bad a way to go IMO).

Listening to All Star by Smash Mouth on an infinite loop until I lose my mind and end it all.

So much to do, so much to see...

Drunken accident in a Pilates class

Drowned trying to save puffins.

Shagged to death by James Blunt

I quite like it

Speared through my meatiest parts.

Hubristically gobbled up by a heron. In Scots.

Fairly self explanatory really. I need to watch out when walking in snow.

Choking on a jelly bean.

Killed by an American biker gang.

Poisoned almond flavoured sweetmeats!

I think I might need to be avenged...

Someone else's negligent act - beyond that, it's unknown!

I think a vampire got me.

Murdered by furry little buggers in the sunshine.

Username says it all...

I don’t know about the death...but I’ll be resurrected by morning!

Terminal selfishness

Hit on the head by a plummeting pigeon.

They stopped producing mini cheddars. It is the air I breathe.

Killed by floating vampires tap, tap, tapping on my bedroom window.

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?

stroke

Lectured to death by a historian?