If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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I'm going to die laughing, or at the very least enjoying myself. RESULT!

Crash and burn

We all know what a wild, untamed woman our Emperor is!

Crushed by a boulder deposited in an unexpected place in the Yorkshire Dales by a glacier.

Eating too much porridge.

Smothered by my own dangly tit because I forgot to put my bra on!

Time of death: Midnight
The rest is a Mystery

Heart 😳

Choked on lametta

Fell into a lake while freeing captured frogspawn.

An accidental culinary experience in South Korea that was not Michelin quality?
Or...
My moggies finally achieved world domination & served me up on a bed of GoCat at their Feline Feast of Independence?

An unfortunate archiving accident in the Natural History Museum.

I suppose I will die winning the Darwin Prize!

I didn't listen to the advice given.

Overdosed on love potion, fine by me 💕🧪☠️

Road rage from the lead singer of Catatonia.

Fall asleep at the wheel

I love how many other discworld names there are.

I would be killed in battle while sacking a heathen church

A messy fireworks night.

Getting lost as I can't remember where in the world I'm supposed to live.

Alcoholic poisoning ;)

Hit on the head by a falling red star
(Bintang means red star)

Falling off the ladders while trying to fix the angel to the top of the tree.

Worked to death, not far off now....😁