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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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dorothyinoz · 04/10/2019 19:35

Squashed under a house with all my tiny friends!

Clangus00 · 04/10/2019 19:35

Highland cow

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:35

I'd die when I'm 32 from a mistake...

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OkayGo · 04/10/2019 19:36

Pretty fuckin quickly I reckon

IamHyouweegobshite · 04/10/2019 19:36

It doesn't look pleasant... Being suffocated by Wee and shite?? Although, hopefully it will LoD finally catching up with me and trussing me up like a turkey.

LauraAshleySofa · 04/10/2019 19:36

Peacefully in my sleep, having nodded off during the Sunday repeat of Bake Off.

TannatTart · 04/10/2019 19:37

Drank myself to death Wine

ScreamingValenta · 04/10/2019 19:37

Hit by a (vintage 125) train.

TheNoodlesIncident · 04/10/2019 19:38

I'm waiting to see what causes Binary to succumb to doom...

Mine is unknown, but a Noodle Was Involved. (Not more than one noodle, I got that wrong. So embarrassing! Blush)

Chottie · 04/10/2019 19:38

An accident with a loaded gun.........

TottieandMarchpane · 04/10/2019 19:38

Going up on a whoosh of burning cellulose.

NCBabyBoy · 04/10/2019 19:38

In childbirthShock

CountFosco · 04/10/2019 19:38

Murdered by an Italian I betrayed while on the run.

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 04/10/2019 19:38

Well, we all know what happens to Matilda... for when Matilda’s aunt returned, Matilda and the house were burned.

VictoriaBun · 04/10/2019 19:38

Ate my weight in cake !

legalseagull · 04/10/2019 19:38

Bludgeoned to death with a judges gabble by a seagull for not sharing my chips

MRex · 04/10/2019 19:39

As I'm the mummy of T-Rex, I guess it'll be a very large meteor.

Wall2WallArseholes · 04/10/2019 19:39

I'd rather not imagine it 😂

dannydyerismydad · 04/10/2019 19:39

On a cliffhanger.

HoneyandSpice · 04/10/2019 19:39

Drowned in honey with a bit of chilli...

iklboo · 04/10/2019 19:39

Squished by a beastie from Monsters Inc

turnthebiglightoff · 04/10/2019 19:39

Leaving the big light on and having to donate my heart to pay British Gas

Somebodystired · 04/10/2019 19:39

Extreme exhaustion...

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 04/10/2019 19:39

I would die in the crash of a flying windmill - if I had remembered my intended username correctly, which I didn't.

YogiBear19 · 04/10/2019 19:40

Doing tree pose.