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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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Thestral · 04/10/2019 19:20

Run over by a spectral horse.

LoonyLunaLoo · 04/10/2019 19:20

Getting eaten by my tortoise?

twirlypoo · 04/10/2019 19:20

Oh. Well this is going to be a messy end for me.....

CheddarCheesy · 04/10/2019 19:21

Cheese overdose

TotallyKerplunked · 04/10/2019 19:21

Stabbed with loads of little plastic sticks

Bobbindobbin · 04/10/2019 19:21

Dunked for witchcraft by a horse 😩

treehousethunderstorm · 04/10/2019 19:21

Seems self explanatory

HeyMicky · 04/10/2019 19:21

Killed by cheerleaders

titchy · 04/10/2019 19:21

Shrunk to nothing....Shock

TrainspottingWelsh · 04/10/2019 19:22

Drug overdose.

Ginger1982 · 04/10/2019 19:22

I'm dead already.

Lima45 · 04/10/2019 19:22

Squashed by 45 Spanish limes???

LavenderAndBeeswax · 04/10/2019 19:23

Slipped on a highly polished floor

BiteyShark · 04/10/2019 19:23

Ouch Grin

Lottie2shoes · 04/10/2019 19:23

Stamped on by a pair of shoes?

Holymolymackerel · 04/10/2019 19:23

Poisoned by a religious mackerel with a lot of moles.

Ostanovka · 04/10/2019 19:24

Hit by a bus.

TheQueef · 04/10/2019 19:24

Loud?

EatsFartsAndLeaves · 04/10/2019 19:24

Oh dear. I can only hope it's quick.

MorticiaAddamsIsMyStyleGuru · 04/10/2019 19:25

I'd become a vampire!! And I'd love that 🖤🤣🖤

EatsFartsAndLeaves · 04/10/2019 19:25

Isn't this something like how Elvis died?

thecatneuterer · 04/10/2019 19:25

Savaged to death by a cat that was particularly attached to its balls.

DeathBySnuSnu · 04/10/2019 19:25

Ha ha ha omg I wish Grin

InTheKitchenAtParties · 04/10/2019 19:25

In the kitchen at a party.

Huntlybyelection · 04/10/2019 19:26

A viciously fought local election campaign, most probably murdered with a ballot box by a stooge, planted by the politician who had to stand down due to some nefarious deed.

I have a whole back story figured out. I have a lot of time on my hands.