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Original poster

Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

347 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 10/07/2017 15:49

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions Grin

OP posts:
TheChineseChicken · 10/07/2017 15:49

Yum

FizzyFeet · 10/07/2017 15:50

Lovely plums!

MysweetAudrina · 10/07/2017 15:50

I'm not eating this

MysweetAudrina · 10/07/2017 15:50

Nice Pear/Pair

MysweetAudrina · 10/07/2017 15:51

Yum toad in the hole

PickAChew · 10/07/2017 15:51

Just move that over there, please.

kitkatspiderrat · 10/07/2017 15:51

it just slides down the throat...

kitkatspiderrat · 10/07/2017 15:52

this smells cheesy/fishy

KnockMeDown · 10/07/2017 15:52

Ooh, that is SOO good!

Original poster
Hushabyelullaby · 10/07/2017 15:52

Spit roast?

OP posts:
MeanAger · 10/07/2017 15:53

Is it too dry?

ivykaty44 · 10/07/2017 15:54

Could you pass me a tissue please....

TempusEedjit · 10/07/2017 15:54

Please may I be excused?

MisguidedAngel · 10/07/2017 15:54

Can I have some more please?

Bluntness100 · 10/07/2017 15:55

Do you want some sweet corn with that?

No?

Original poster
Hushabyelullaby · 10/07/2017 15:56

Have you finished?

OP posts:
Smeaton · 10/07/2017 15:56

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

tanfield90 · 10/07/2017 15:57

Too salty.

NoCapes · 10/07/2017 15:57

"It's nice but I prefer Johns"

ocelot41 · 10/07/2017 16:01

Seconds?

Glamorousglitter · 10/07/2017 16:02

That s nice dear ....

Original poster
Hushabyelullaby · 10/07/2017 16:02

I like your stuffing

OP posts:
Cantchooseaname · 10/07/2017 16:04

That was a bit lumpy and hard to swallow.

And no, Bluntness, no sweetcorn.

Cantchooseaname · 10/07/2017 16:05

I prefer your mum's.

BrieOnAnOatcake · 10/07/2017 16:06

sweetcorn?!