Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

I'm allergic to nuts

Shall we try crusting the rim with lemon juice and sugar?

Cover it with cream. Keep going, yep that's lovely.

Shall we add some popping candy?

Wash those up first.

Don't stick your dirty fingers in there john

The jelly is all wibble wobble

Honey is so sweet, don't you think?

Eat the cookies in the cookie jar

Can you pull the meat out please?

If you don't stick that in your mouth, I'm going to count to 3 and then you are done.

Have you finished yet?

You can come here

That's so thick

Drop it like it's hot

Don't worry, leave that pea on the floor.

It's very rare

Oh I fancy another one.

May I be excused?

Is this Nigella or Delia?

Get the cream out the fridge

"It spreads more easily, once it's been tenderised"

"Hmm: looks a bit sunken...shall I prick it with a skewer?"

"Nice grinding technique there"

I'm not sure a plagiarised twitter hashtag was worthy of Classics status.

Flofferton

Eh?

Flofferton,

Any explanation? (I don't do Twitter, so am not getting your reference).

Smeaton who said it did?

Oh, there's always one to piss on her own chips, isn't there?

Well, I think this thread is funny and the h8tersshould wander off to AIBU or somewhere. .

Oooh agatha, now that sounds really kinky!

Are you going to eat that?

'Don't play with it - just eat it'