Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

Hopefully not:

Spotted dick!

Is your dad joining us?

What's for main course?

You certainly know your way around a breast

Is that it?

Was that all?! [Grin]

No, no. You're supposed to work from the outside in!

It's a little wet for my liking.

I'll just have a nibble.

Haha Jane

I wouldn't mind a second helping.

There will be six of us tonight

"It hasn't risen as much as I'd have liked."

"I don't think I can manage all of that."

Whoops that went down the wrong hole!

"Is Granny joining us tonight?"

"Would you mind pushing my stool in?"

That was delicious, thank you.

It was ok, but I would have preferred eating out

I don't care how much you beg and whine. You're not getting any.

"Stop talking with your mouth full."

"Just a small one for me" never said ever

"Do you want gravy on yours?"

You should have left it in a bit longer

Just pick the crusty bits off

Did you wash it first?

This is really lovely! Do you think that nice couple next door would fancy joining us next time?

Gosh, that's huge!

One that I heard in real life ( about an olive ) .... if you put that in your mouth you're going to have to swallow !